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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 177890" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p><strong>Law of High Heels</strong></p><p>The minute you wear high heels to work you are assured that your car will break down 5 miles from your house, at night, on the hottest day of the year.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Law of Hair-do and Make Up</strong></p><p>The moment you apply hurricane hairspray and make-up after not wearing any for years your car's a/c is sure to break, leaving you sit in 120 degree melty face heat and wind that would rival the NASA air tunnel test. Arriving at work looking similar to a long haired raccoon who played in her mother's makeup. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Law of White Pants</strong> </p><p>Wear them today and you KNOW someone will bring their drooling, smelly, hasn't had a bath in a year, dirty labrador retriever to work, drink from the toilet and make nice with your lap. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Law of Dropping</strong></p><p>The days you can bend over to pick something up you dropped nothing will hit the floor, the days you can't bend over to zip your pants EVERYTHING will hit the floor. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Law of Lunch</strong> </p><p>The office phone will not ring until you open your sandwhich and then everyone who has picked up the phone all morning long will automatically point to you and say YOU are the secretary. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Law of Fishing</strong></p><p>Your poles could surive an F5 tornado fishing line in tact, but take it outside the back door and cast off the deck of your home ONE time to test it and you'll end up restringing the entrie spool. Also see multitudes of fish jumping out of the water, set up camp there, drop a line in the water - immediately the fish will go to the spot you were originally at and you won't catch diddly. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Law of Nails</strong></p><p>Nails could be left unpainted, uncared for and be longer than a grizzly's claws. Buff them, paint them and you'll chip, crack, break at least one a day. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Law of Sippy Cup</strong></p><p>Any sippy cup full of fruit punch that could endure the wrath of a pit bull and never leak a drop, given to a toddler will certainly empty it's entire contents in your first brand new car upholstery. </p><p> </p><p><strong>Stars Law</strong> </p><p>Whatever it is you need at that moment you WILL NOT HAVE, there won't be one within miles/days. When you don't need whatever you needed when you needed it but didn't have it will be there in SPADES when you don't need it and more than likely cause you a ridiculous amount of work to put it someplace that you can get to it when you think you will need it.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Law of the Work place Bathroom</strong></p><p>No one will go into that bathroom until YOU think "I have to go." Then every man in the office will head to one of 2 bathrooms in the building with a paper tucked under his arm.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 177890, member: 4964"] [B]Law of High Heels[/B] The minute you wear high heels to work you are assured that your car will break down 5 miles from your house, at night, on the hottest day of the year. [B]Law of Hair-do and Make Up[/B] The moment you apply hurricane hairspray and make-up after not wearing any for years your car's a/c is sure to break, leaving you sit in 120 degree melty face heat and wind that would rival the NASA air tunnel test. Arriving at work looking similar to a long haired raccoon who played in her mother's makeup. [B]Law of White Pants[/B] Wear them today and you KNOW someone will bring their drooling, smelly, hasn't had a bath in a year, dirty labrador retriever to work, drink from the toilet and make nice with your lap. [B]Law of Dropping[/B] The days you can bend over to pick something up you dropped nothing will hit the floor, the days you can't bend over to zip your pants EVERYTHING will hit the floor. [B]Law of Lunch[/B] The office phone will not ring until you open your sandwhich and then everyone who has picked up the phone all morning long will automatically point to you and say YOU are the secretary. [B]Law of Fishing[/B] Your poles could surive an F5 tornado fishing line in tact, but take it outside the back door and cast off the deck of your home ONE time to test it and you'll end up restringing the entrie spool. Also see multitudes of fish jumping out of the water, set up camp there, drop a line in the water - immediately the fish will go to the spot you were originally at and you won't catch diddly. [B]Law of Nails[/B] Nails could be left unpainted, uncared for and be longer than a grizzly's claws. Buff them, paint them and you'll chip, crack, break at least one a day. [B]Law of Sippy Cup[/B] Any sippy cup full of fruit punch that could endure the wrath of a pit bull and never leak a drop, given to a toddler will certainly empty it's entire contents in your first brand new car upholstery. [B]Stars Law[/B] Whatever it is you need at that moment you WILL NOT HAVE, there won't be one within miles/days. When you don't need whatever you needed when you needed it but didn't have it will be there in SPADES when you don't need it and more than likely cause you a ridiculous amount of work to put it someplace that you can get to it when you think you will need it. [B]Law of the Work place Bathroom[/B] No one will go into that bathroom until YOU think "I have to go." Then every man in the office will head to one of 2 bathrooms in the building with a paper tucked under his arm. [/QUOTE]
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