May I bring you the first WINE of 2010? Joke

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Jan 5, 2010.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Wallyworld Wine...but
    Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin
    offering customers a new discount item...
    Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.. :D
    The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with
    Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of
    California to produce the spirits at an affordable price -- in the $2 to $5 range.

    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into
    their shopping carts, but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine.' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at
    University of Arkansas , Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'

    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names
    in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc
    9. White Trashfindel
    8. Big Red Gulp
    7. World Championship Riesling

    6. NASCARbernet
    5. Chef Boyardeaux
    4. Peanut Noir
    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar :tongue:
    2. Grape Expectations
    1. Nasti Spumante

    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum)
    or red meat (Squirrel).

    P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax.

    I know possum is not a white meat

  2. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Omg...this is hilarious!

    My vote is for Number 2.
  3. Star*

    Star* call 911

    I can't believe someone would serve Possum with wine. :surprise:
  4. DaisyFace

    DaisyFace Love me...Love me not

    OMG too funny!!!

    This reminds me of a recent joke on South Park:

    Try Paris Hilton's new perfume: Skanque
  5. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

  6. donna723

    donna723 Well-Known Member

    Does it come in a box ... with a spigot?
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Skanque......roflm ATOMIZER OFF.....

    I think the Sam's Club version comes in a box...LOL....:tongue: *hick* wishahaspigghot
  8. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl:

    I needed a good laugh. Thanks :D
  9. donna723

    donna723 Well-Known Member

    Possom ... "The other white meat"!
  10. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Around these parts possum is probably a

    Did I ever mention the day we went frog gigging?
  11. Star*

    Star* call 911

    I GIG everytime I think about someone spearing a frog.....

    Giggity, giggity, giggity.......:tongue:

    I have REHABILITATED SEVERAL OPOSSUMS.....ungrateful little hissing, furry, omnivores. Remember? Last Mothers Day - you were all getting roses, and cards??? I got an Opossum that got into a bag of weight watchers pretzels and was struck with a tennis shoe? LOVED IT MORE than roses.
  12. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Tony went frog gigging one day...there is this little pond near us in the woods off the river, in the swamp. Is that enough of a description? LOL.

    Well suddenly a thunderstorm came up really fast out of nowhere. Here he is out on this little pond, in the swamp, by the river in an aluminum boat with a frog gigger in his hand. KABOOM! Zap! Lightening strikes somewhere close by and he could feel the hairs on his arms stand up. He said he never ran so fast to the Left the boat, the frogs and the gigger sitting in the water until the storm past....lmao!
  13. Star*

    Star* call 911

    So what yer sayin' is......


    You little mermaid you!