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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 246348" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>Men are like:</p><p></p><p>Laxatives - they irritate the carp out of you.</p><p></p><p>Bananas - The older they get the less firm they are.</p><p></p><p>Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.</p><p></p><p>Blenders - You need one, but you are not quite sure why.</p><p></p><p>Chocolate Bars - Smooth, sweet and they usually head right for your hips.</p><p></p><p>Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.</p><p></p><p>Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.</p><p></p><p>Department Stores - Their clothes are always one half off.</p><p></p><p>Government Bonds - They take SOOOO long to mature.</p><p></p><p>Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.</p><p></p><p>Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.</p><p></p><p>Lava Lamps - Fun to look at but not very bright.</p><p></p><p>Parking Spots - The good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 246348, member: 1233"] Men are like: Laxatives - they irritate the carp out of you. Bananas - The older they get the less firm they are. Weather - Nothing can be done to change them. Blenders - You need one, but you are not quite sure why. Chocolate Bars - Smooth, sweet and they usually head right for your hips. Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long. Commercials - You can't believe a word they say. Department Stores - Their clothes are always one half off. Government Bonds - They take SOOOO long to mature. Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Lava Lamps - Fun to look at but not very bright. Parking Spots - The good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped. [/QUOTE]
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