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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 300327" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Okay - we have a new foster-rescue. She's a pit mix that is adorable. Except she thinks the toilet is a water bowl. Nah. </p><p> </p><p>So I SHUT the bathroom door. </p><p> </p><p>This morning DF walks down the hall and knocks. I'm in the closet getting dressed and I yelled out - It's open!! He came out and said "Why was the door shut?" I explained about Little Miss Potty Mouth. So he says "Well why didn't you just shut the LID? (Grump) Walks off. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/ashamed.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ashamed:" title="ashamed :ashamed:" data-shortname=":ashamed:" /></p><p> </p><p>Then I'm getting some food and dog stuff ready for someone I know that has nothing currently and got in the freezer - the lid is up - and I have two hands full, junk under my arms, stuff hanging off my fingers....and I left the lid open. I got the back door open, car door open, and put the stuff in the car. I came back, shut the door, and as I'm walking across the floor to go shut the freezer lid he says (sitting there watching) "Why is the freezer lid up?" So I said "Because I thought it was cheaper than the air conditioner." <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/ashamed.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ashamed:" title="ashamed :ashamed:" data-shortname=":ashamed:" /></p><p> </p><p>Then I got called a Smart@.. and I said - IF I am a Smarty - then you are crawling around on the sandy beaches with one hand bigger than the other looking for a rock with telescoping eyes .......CRAB. </p><p> </p><p>What was the big deal? BUT Before I left - I shut the commode lid AND shut the door.....sheesh. </p><p> </p><p>Three hours later he calls me as if nothing happened....<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /> - Men.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 300327, member: 4964"] Okay - we have a new foster-rescue. She's a pit mix that is adorable. Except she thinks the toilet is a water bowl. Nah. So I SHUT the bathroom door. This morning DF walks down the hall and knocks. I'm in the closet getting dressed and I yelled out - It's open!! He came out and said "Why was the door shut?" I explained about Little Miss Potty Mouth. So he says "Well why didn't you just shut the LID? (Grump) Walks off. :ashamed: Then I'm getting some food and dog stuff ready for someone I know that has nothing currently and got in the freezer - the lid is up - and I have two hands full, junk under my arms, stuff hanging off my fingers....and I left the lid open. I got the back door open, car door open, and put the stuff in the car. I came back, shut the door, and as I'm walking across the floor to go shut the freezer lid he says (sitting there watching) "Why is the freezer lid up?" So I said "Because I thought it was cheaper than the air conditioner." :ashamed: Then I got called a Smart@.. and I said - IF I am a Smarty - then you are crawling around on the sandy beaches with one hand bigger than the other looking for a rock with telescoping eyes .......CRAB. What was the big deal? BUT Before I left - I shut the commode lid AND shut the door.....sheesh. Three hours later he calls me as if nothing happened....:raspberry-tounge: - Men. [/QUOTE]
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