Okay - we have a new foster-rescue. She's a pit mix that is adorable. Except she thinks the toilet is a water bowl. Nah. So I SHUT the bathroom door. This morning DF walks down the hall and knocks. I'm in the closet getting dressed and I yelled out - It's open!! He came out and said "Why was the door shut?" I explained about Little Miss Potty Mouth. So he says "Well why didn't you just shut the LID? (Grump) Walks off. Then I'm getting some food and dog stuff ready for someone I know that has nothing currently and got in the freezer - the lid is up - and I have two hands full, junk under my arms, stuff hanging off my fingers....and I left the lid open. I got the back door open, car door open, and put the stuff in the car. I came back, shut the door, and as I'm walking across the floor to go shut the freezer lid he says (sitting there watching) "Why is the freezer lid up?" So I said "Because I thought it was cheaper than the air conditioner." Then I got called a Smart@.. and I said - IF I am a Smarty - then you are crawling around on the sandy beaches with one hand bigger than the other looking for a rock with telescoping eyes .......CRAB. What was the big deal? BUT Before I left - I shut the commode lid AND shut the door.....sheesh. Three hours later he calls me as if nothing happened.... - Men.