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MOM, Can I ask you a question and you wont get mad???
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<blockquote data-quote="TerryJ2" data-source="post: 466551" data-attributes="member: 3419"><p>Oh, he's so cute!</p><p>Reminds me of a really bad joke I heard yrs ago, about a husband and wife who were granted a wish from a fairy. It had something to do with-boobs, and I don't recall the whole thing, but the punchline was, "No,no, a thousand times no!" Of course, that meant that the woman grew to a thousand times her normal size...</p><p>I can see he is chatting with-friends and seeing things on TV, yes, even Nickelodeon ... and you may want to buy him a book. When we went looking for age appropriate books, it was so hard! They were either totally juvenile or very adult. It took weeks to find something for the right age group.</p><p>I remember my son wondering which body part babies came from. I told him and of course he was grossed out. One day he said he heard that some women get cut open to have babies. I said yes, sometimes people get C-sections and their abdomens are cut. His eyes got huge and he was appalled. "Cut open? CUT?" Poor kid. I told him you get anesthesia and that the cut isn't really that big. And you get stitches. But he took forever to get over that one.</p><p>by the way, when he gets older, he sounds like the type to show you when he is changing, so expect that. Armpits, p*b*c hair ... it's quite endearing, really.</p><p></p><p>Very good that you are teaching him social skills in regard to what to say to girls.</p><p>I have done that with-my son but the girls at school--OMG! They are so aggressive! He learned more sex words in Spanish last yr that I even knew in English!!! I asked if the girls (specifically, his girlfriend, even though they never actually dated) said things to his face and he said no, they gathered together and giggled and spoke loudly on purpose so he could hear. And they texted a few things. Ugh. Sexting.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TerryJ2, post: 466551, member: 3419"] Oh, he's so cute! Reminds me of a really bad joke I heard yrs ago, about a husband and wife who were granted a wish from a fairy. It had something to do with-boobs, and I don't recall the whole thing, but the punchline was, "No,no, a thousand times no!" Of course, that meant that the woman grew to a thousand times her normal size... I can see he is chatting with-friends and seeing things on TV, yes, even Nickelodeon ... and you may want to buy him a book. When we went looking for age appropriate books, it was so hard! They were either totally juvenile or very adult. It took weeks to find something for the right age group. I remember my son wondering which body part babies came from. I told him and of course he was grossed out. One day he said he heard that some women get cut open to have babies. I said yes, sometimes people get C-sections and their abdomens are cut. His eyes got huge and he was appalled. "Cut open? CUT?" Poor kid. I told him you get anesthesia and that the cut isn't really that big. And you get stitches. But he took forever to get over that one. by the way, when he gets older, he sounds like the type to show you when he is changing, so expect that. Armpits, p*b*c hair ... it's quite endearing, really. Very good that you are teaching him social skills in regard to what to say to girls. I have done that with-my son but the girls at school--OMG! They are so aggressive! He learned more sex words in Spanish last yr that I even knew in English!!! I asked if the girls (specifically, his girlfriend, even though they never actually dated) said things to his face and he said no, they gathered together and giggled and spoke loudly on purpose so he could hear. And they texted a few things. Ugh. Sexting. [/QUOTE]
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