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<blockquote data-quote="Tiapet" data-source="post: 527865" data-attributes="member: 455"><p>FATUATION - n: unwritten rule that you never ever ever ask a woman if she's pregnant.</p><p></p><p>SPONGEBOGGED - adj: the inability to record something because the DVR's filled with kids shows.</p><p></p><p>RESEMBULLATE - needless act of assessing which parent a newborn baby looks like.</p><p></p><p>STAYHOMOPHOBIA - n: fear of having your kids stay home for the entire summer.</p><p></p><p>NIGHTCAPPITITE - n: "sudden hunger" portion of child's bedtime procrastination routine.</p><p></p><p>MAMIKAZE - n: mom who parties like a banshee on rare occasion away from her kids.</p><p></p><p>KIDZOPHRENIA - n: condition where kids plot one another's assassination one second and are best pals the next.</p><p></p><p>LULLABYE - BYE - n: process of sneaking from bed of toddler who makes you lie down with them at night.</p><p></p><p>SMOOVENIRS - n: guilt gifts you buy your kids when you don't take them with you on vacation.</p><p></p><p>DETASTE - v: when a kid hates food they've never tried.</p><p></p><p>MANDEMONIUM - n: mayhem and chaos mom finds at home after leaving dad to care for kids.</p><p></p><p>SHAMPOON - v: to get out of shower with out rinsing the suds from your hair.</p><p></p><p>CONFORENSICS - n: science of piecing together what you did last night at DisneySMMOMs parties.</p><p></p><p>ARACHNASPAZ - v: to suddenly flail ones body upon walking into an unseen spider web (that would be me!) <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>DINKLE - n: liquid burst emitted when kid squeezws their juice box too tightly.</p><p></p><p>XOX - (pronounced "zocks") v: ti intentionally loose a game of tic tac toe to a little kid.</p><p></p><p>DISCOOLIFICATION - n: parent's gradual transformation from kids hero to kids greatest source of embarrassment.</p><p></p><p>GERMANIC DEPRESSION - n:dismay felt by mom when toddler her child has play-date with has cold symptoms. </p><p></p><p>WHYARREA - n: a child's string of questions rattled off in rapid-fire succession.</p><p></p><p>RADARDIANSHIP - n: parent's responsibility to know whereabouts of all their kid's things at any given time.</p><p></p><p>SHOVEBUGGER - n: parent who feels they have right of way at all times because ther are pushing a stroller.</p><p></p><p>DOMESTIC VIOLATION - v: danerous, sometimes fatal mistake of referring to a stay at home mom as someone who " doesn't work."</p><p></p><p>NAPARALYSIS - n: inability to move when baby falls asleep on you and you don't wanna risk waking him.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Enjoy!<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p>when I get more I'll post more for ya'll</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tiapet, post: 527865, member: 455"] FATUATION - n: unwritten rule that you never ever ever ask a woman if she's pregnant. SPONGEBOGGED - adj: the inability to record something because the DVR's filled with kids shows. RESEMBULLATE - needless act of assessing which parent a newborn baby looks like. STAYHOMOPHOBIA - n: fear of having your kids stay home for the entire summer. NIGHTCAPPITITE - n: "sudden hunger" portion of child's bedtime procrastination routine. MAMIKAZE - n: mom who parties like a banshee on rare occasion away from her kids. KIDZOPHRENIA - n: condition where kids plot one another's assassination one second and are best pals the next. LULLABYE - BYE - n: process of sneaking from bed of toddler who makes you lie down with them at night. SMOOVENIRS - n: guilt gifts you buy your kids when you don't take them with you on vacation. DETASTE - v: when a kid hates food they've never tried. MANDEMONIUM - n: mayhem and chaos mom finds at home after leaving dad to care for kids. SHAMPOON - v: to get out of shower with out rinsing the suds from your hair. CONFORENSICS - n: science of piecing together what you did last night at DisneySMMOMs parties. ARACHNASPAZ - v: to suddenly flail ones body upon walking into an unseen spider web (that would be me!) :) DINKLE - n: liquid burst emitted when kid squeezws their juice box too tightly. XOX - (pronounced "zocks") v: ti intentionally loose a game of tic tac toe to a little kid. DISCOOLIFICATION - n: parent's gradual transformation from kids hero to kids greatest source of embarrassment. GERMANIC DEPRESSION - n:dismay felt by mom when toddler her child has play-date with has cold symptoms. WHYARREA - n: a child's string of questions rattled off in rapid-fire succession. RADARDIANSHIP - n: parent's responsibility to know whereabouts of all their kid's things at any given time. SHOVEBUGGER - n: parent who feels they have right of way at all times because ther are pushing a stroller. DOMESTIC VIOLATION - v: danerous, sometimes fatal mistake of referring to a stay at home mom as someone who " doesn't work." NAPARALYSIS - n: inability to move when baby falls asleep on you and you don't wanna risk waking him. Enjoy!:D when I get more I'll post more for ya'll [/QUOTE]
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