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Mr. Ostrich Strikes Again ... a vent
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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 497554" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>(((((hugs))))) Even when it is just frustrating it is just so obnoxious, isn't it?</p><p></p><p>Why is it that I think you should take her and "treat" her to a tattoo. get her a couple of drinks, then tattoo something obnoxious about "Don't lend me $$ because i won't pay it back" in a fancy pretty script somewhere on her body. </p><p></p><p>For some reason this just seems like a wonderful fantasy. I know someone who promised to "work off" a tattoo by doing some projects for the tattoo artist. After the person didn't show up as promised three times, the artist offered to do another tattoo and the mooch was dumb enough to accept. Said mooch now has "MOOCH" tattooed above her cleavage. </p><p></p><p>Just makes me smile and chuckle. The tattoo artist also deliberately misspelled a client's tattoo of his fiance's name. The client was engaged to the artist's sister. The client had another girl on the side and the two women had names that were only a couple of letters different, so he put the girlfriend's name instead of the fiance's name on the client. Of course the client was not sober when said tattoo was applied, and was bragging about having a fiance and a girlfriend. Before the tattoo could heal he didn't have a fiance or a girlfriend, and the artist was much relieved that his sister was not engaged to the jerk.</p><p></p><p>I am sorry she is such an ostrich in training and has such an effective ostrich trainer. While of course you won't take her for a tattoo, because at some point she would beg the ostrich to pay to have it removed, you can have some fun with the idea.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 497554, member: 1233"] (((((hugs))))) Even when it is just frustrating it is just so obnoxious, isn't it? Why is it that I think you should take her and "treat" her to a tattoo. get her a couple of drinks, then tattoo something obnoxious about "Don't lend me $$ because i won't pay it back" in a fancy pretty script somewhere on her body. For some reason this just seems like a wonderful fantasy. I know someone who promised to "work off" a tattoo by doing some projects for the tattoo artist. After the person didn't show up as promised three times, the artist offered to do another tattoo and the mooch was dumb enough to accept. Said mooch now has "MOOCH" tattooed above her cleavage. Just makes me smile and chuckle. The tattoo artist also deliberately misspelled a client's tattoo of his fiance's name. The client was engaged to the artist's sister. The client had another girl on the side and the two women had names that were only a couple of letters different, so he put the girlfriend's name instead of the fiance's name on the client. Of course the client was not sober when said tattoo was applied, and was bragging about having a fiance and a girlfriend. Before the tattoo could heal he didn't have a fiance or a girlfriend, and the artist was much relieved that his sister was not engaged to the jerk. I am sorry she is such an ostrich in training and has such an effective ostrich trainer. While of course you won't take her for a tattoo, because at some point she would beg the ostrich to pay to have it removed, you can have some fun with the idea. [/QUOTE]
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