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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 525615" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> because everyone else laughed.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> sent</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> me to the Principal's Office. I told him what happened, and he laughed,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> too. Then he told me not to do it again.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> because you could make them into fried chicken.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> She sent me back to the Principal's Office. He laughed, and told me</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> not to do it again.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> teacher doesn't like it when I am.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">> most. I told her Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 525615, member: 4964"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]> Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried > chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, > because everyone else laughed. > > My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is > my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher > was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. > > I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher > sent > me to the Principal's Office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, > too. Then he told me not to do it again. > > The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal > was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was > because you could make them into fried chicken. > > She sent me back to the Principal's Office. He laughed, and told me > not to do it again. > > I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my > teacher doesn't like it when I am. > > Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired > most. I told her Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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