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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 333838" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>kjs, </p><p></p><p>I am so sorry for you. I wish there were something that I could say that would make it better, or right or happy, or cheerful, or at least as soft as a weasles butt. So what I think, since I'm not there to come by in my pathetically elderly car - you know what I was thinking today? If my car was an ox? It would be like 19x7= 133 years old. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/surprise.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":surprise:" title="surprise :surprise:" data-shortname=":surprise:" /> I am beating an elderly ox day in and day out to take me back and forth to my job. But anyway - I would come pick you up in my elder-ox and take you for coffee after you've had your one day face down, in bed, (providing you could breath properly) pity party, and then? I think we'd probably do something silly. Snow tennis, or OMG how about if we got snow sleds like in the Chevy Chase movie where he basically sets the thing on fire and burns a hole in the bottom of it? After snow tennis then I would suggest that. Then? Coffee and some wickit pastry, over a box of kleenex - but not that snotty aloe filled kind (I've already explained the disadvantages of that to TM) and then we'd just sit and I'd try my best to cheer you, encourage you and tell you that I think you .........YOU (I would probably get up on the chair at this point with on foot up on the bistro table, one hand on my heart like the pledge of allegiance and the other out like I was going to belt out a song from Annie -with my winter hat in my hand) and look down at you.....and bellow........(who is probably now makin'g the crazy symbol with her finger and whispering ---we get her out of the nut hut once a month it's okay she's on medication and then smile) </p><p></p><p>YOU.............ARE AN INTELLIGENT, BEAUTIFUL, CARING, CHARASMATIC, PHENOMINAL, WHITTY, CLEVER, EDUCATED, WONDERFUL,FANTASTIC,LOVING, SMART, WOMAN.....and......(while stomping my foot and waving my hat) YOU WILL FIND ANOTHER JOB.......JUST LOOK AT THIS WOMAN.......HIRE HER!!!!!! HIRE HER TODAY ------A FOUR HOUR COMMUTE IS A CRIME PEOPLE!!!!! SHE IS BRILLIANT!!!!! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p>Then I'd step down, have you stand up, accept the applause you deserve, get everyone's card that would be LUCKY to have you work for them....pass out your resume....and accept only the top offer. </p><p></p><p>THE END. </p><p></p><p>So take that one day face down, have the pajama/ice-cream bon-bon pity party....cry if you must.....then meet me at the curb for the ride of your life in the ox cart. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /> - (speech in the bistro optional) </p><p></p><p>HUGS & LOVE </p><p>Starbie, the no-stage fright Barbie.....</p><p>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma......where the wind comes sweeping down the plain...........<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></p><p></p><p>NOW GET OUT THERE WOMAN.......AND REMEMBER I'm IN THE BISTRO BELTING OUT SONGS OF COURAGE AND SUPPORT FOR YOU!!! (Kind of like an annoying, personal, miniature karaoke)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 333838, member: 4964"] kjs, I am so sorry for you. I wish there were something that I could say that would make it better, or right or happy, or cheerful, or at least as soft as a weasles butt. So what I think, since I'm not there to come by in my pathetically elderly car - you know what I was thinking today? If my car was an ox? It would be like 19x7= 133 years old. :surprised1: I am beating an elderly ox day in and day out to take me back and forth to my job. But anyway - I would come pick you up in my elder-ox and take you for coffee after you've had your one day face down, in bed, (providing you could breath properly) pity party, and then? I think we'd probably do something silly. Snow tennis, or OMG how about if we got snow sleds like in the Chevy Chase movie where he basically sets the thing on fire and burns a hole in the bottom of it? After snow tennis then I would suggest that. Then? Coffee and some wickit pastry, over a box of kleenex - but not that snotty aloe filled kind (I've already explained the disadvantages of that to TM) and then we'd just sit and I'd try my best to cheer you, encourage you and tell you that I think you .........YOU (I would probably get up on the chair at this point with on foot up on the bistro table, one hand on my heart like the pledge of allegiance and the other out like I was going to belt out a song from Annie -with my winter hat in my hand) and look down at you.....and bellow........(who is probably now makin'g the crazy symbol with her finger and whispering ---we get her out of the nut hut once a month it's okay she's on medication and then smile) YOU.............ARE AN INTELLIGENT, BEAUTIFUL, CARING, CHARASMATIC, PHENOMINAL, WHITTY, CLEVER, EDUCATED, WONDERFUL,FANTASTIC,LOVING, SMART, WOMAN.....and......(while stomping my foot and waving my hat) YOU WILL FIND ANOTHER JOB.......JUST LOOK AT THIS WOMAN.......HIRE HER!!!!!! HIRE HER TODAY ------A FOUR HOUR COMMUTE IS A CRIME PEOPLE!!!!! SHE IS BRILLIANT!!!!! :happy: Then I'd step down, have you stand up, accept the applause you deserve, get everyone's card that would be LUCKY to have you work for them....pass out your resume....and accept only the top offer. THE END. So take that one day face down, have the pajama/ice-cream bon-bon pity party....cry if you must.....then meet me at the curb for the ride of your life in the ox cart. :raspberry-tounge: - (speech in the bistro optional) HUGS & LOVE Starbie, the no-stage fright Barbie..... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma......where the wind comes sweeping down the plain...........:winking: NOW GET OUT THERE WOMAN.......AND REMEMBER I'm IN THE BISTRO BELTING OUT SONGS OF COURAGE AND SUPPORT FOR YOU!!! (Kind of like an annoying, personal, miniature karaoke) [/QUOTE]
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