Oh, I'm just joking. Of course I have friends, but I am pretty much a loner. I have three close friends that I stay in contact with on a weekly basis--but as you know with a difficult child there hasn't been a lot of time for that over the past few years. And when husband was addicted to oxy, well, all of our couple friends ran for the hills---once he sobered up---we didn't have much in common with the partiers in town.