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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 237139" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I am officially labeling this the ONE week. </p><p> </p><p>ONE alone, certainly doesn't seem like a very powerful number. I've really always thought there was strenth in numbers, multiple numbers. But this week, the number ONE just spanked me. </p><p> </p><p>Monday - I called the credit card company regarding some suspicious numbers on my bosses credit card. I was inquiring - WERE these fradulent? The girls said "Could be and hit ONE button before I could say doodle and cancelled his card." </p><p> </p><p>I went to the boss to tell him I had stopped fraud - and he said I wish you had come to me ONE minute sooner - I called those numbers. </p><p> </p><p>Tuesday - This day my car door ceased to shut. I went around the corner and it flew open. ONE door nearly caused a death (my own). </p><p> </p><p>I called the mechanic about getting it in the shop today and he said "If you had called ONE call sooner." </p><p> </p><p>Wednesday - I found a really good deal on some things I needed - but was ONE dollar short. I put the things back to go get more money - when I came back my things were gone - no more to be had. </p><p> </p><p>Thursday - We had fed the rescue dog ONE can of dog food - and well let me tell you about THAT (BLECH <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sick.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sick:" title="sick :sick:" data-shortname=":sick:" />) Poor puppy! Laughing to myself I realized that while it was bad for me, HE only has one butt and now it was once again bad. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/ashamed.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ashamed:" title="ashamed :ashamed:" data-shortname=":ashamed:" /></p><p> </p><p>Friday - I got three cable bills for the same billing period 2 with my name, one with DF's name and all for different amounts. I stood in line and got there at 2:10.....I left at 2:58 -but realized as I turned around that I was with the ONLY CSR in the office -when I came in there were 4 - 31 people behind me now hate my guts...because I told her she WILL make me understand. </p><p> </p><p>AND - the credit card that was supposed to be overnighted by Fed Ex - on Monday ? The little girl at the credit card place made a numeric type0 and missed our zip by (you guessed it - ONE number ) and they can't trace the Fed Ex until MOnday and can't send out another card "OVERNIGHT" until Monday - so I'll get an overnighted credit card in about 7-10 days. </p><p> </p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/faint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":faint:" title="faint :faint:" data-shortname=":faint:" /></p><p>My head hurts so bad I think just for kicks I'm going to have TWO shots of tequila. </p><p> </p><p>OH and my car door? DF called - I drove his boat of a van to work (so pretty) and asked him to get up and take mine in? Well - as luck would have it by the time he got up, and got around to calling the shop? The man had left for the week - ONE MINUTE AGO!!!!!! </p><p> </p><p>So I get to sail the QEII again on MONDAY - </p><p> </p><p>BOAT HORNS ALL AROUND!!!!!!!! </p><p> </p><p>PARTY BARGE>>>>>>></p><p> </p><p>ONE BOAT LEAVING FOR NOWHERE......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 237139, member: 4964"] I am officially labeling this the ONE week. ONE alone, certainly doesn't seem like a very powerful number. I've really always thought there was strenth in numbers, multiple numbers. But this week, the number ONE just spanked me. Monday - I called the credit card company regarding some suspicious numbers on my bosses credit card. I was inquiring - WERE these fradulent? The girls said "Could be and hit ONE button before I could say doodle and cancelled his card." I went to the boss to tell him I had stopped fraud - and he said I wish you had come to me ONE minute sooner - I called those numbers. Tuesday - This day my car door ceased to shut. I went around the corner and it flew open. ONE door nearly caused a death (my own). I called the mechanic about getting it in the shop today and he said "If you had called ONE call sooner." Wednesday - I found a really good deal on some things I needed - but was ONE dollar short. I put the things back to go get more money - when I came back my things were gone - no more to be had. Thursday - We had fed the rescue dog ONE can of dog food - and well let me tell you about THAT (BLECH :sick:) Poor puppy! Laughing to myself I realized that while it was bad for me, HE only has one butt and now it was once again bad. :ashamed: Friday - I got three cable bills for the same billing period 2 with my name, one with DF's name and all for different amounts. I stood in line and got there at 2:10.....I left at 2:58 -but realized as I turned around that I was with the ONLY CSR in the office -when I came in there were 4 - 31 people behind me now hate my guts...because I told her she WILL make me understand. AND - the credit card that was supposed to be overnighted by Fed Ex - on Monday ? The little girl at the credit card place made a numeric type0 and missed our zip by (you guessed it - ONE number ) and they can't trace the Fed Ex until MOnday and can't send out another card "OVERNIGHT" until Monday - so I'll get an overnighted credit card in about 7-10 days. :knockedout: My head hurts so bad I think just for kicks I'm going to have TWO shots of tequila. OH and my car door? DF called - I drove his boat of a van to work (so pretty) and asked him to get up and take mine in? Well - as luck would have it by the time he got up, and got around to calling the shop? The man had left for the week - ONE MINUTE AGO!!!!!! So I get to sail the QEII again on MONDAY - BOAT HORNS ALL AROUND!!!!!!!! PARTY BARGE>>>>>>> ONE BOAT LEAVING FOR NOWHERE...... [/QUOTE]
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