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Oh boy...trouble in my family
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 611834" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>It's time's like these I'm glad I can't quite get those old "ADDAGES" correct....because it's so much more amusing.....</p><p></p><p>You can't pick your family but you can pick your nose....and wipe your brother in law on your sleeve.....no no no. </p><p>You can pick your nose but you CAN'T pick which brother in law is a complete booger. </p><p>Tis snot for me to pick my family but to pick my nose is devine?</p><p></p><p>I'm sorry like I said both families and noses are full of boogers - both are better just shot out of your nose and into a Kleenex then disposed of in the wastepaper basket of life. Why? Because you can't pick them in public and they're usually snotty, and they annoy us to the point of being knuckle deep in agony - wishing you could flick them away privately or wipe them on some hidden hankey of shame but somehow they always manage to crawl back up your.... nose and irritate us over and over again. If this were not true Benadryl and Vodka would not sell so well. </p><p></p><p>I vote for waiting until your brother in law is asleep and finding out where he parks his car and pasting a bumper sticker on the back of his car that makes a grand statement like I LOVE GERBILS</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 611834, member: 4964"] It's time's like these I'm glad I can't quite get those old "ADDAGES" correct....because it's so much more amusing..... You can't pick your family but you can pick your nose....and wipe your brother in law on your sleeve.....no no no. You can pick your nose but you CAN'T pick which brother in law is a complete booger. Tis snot for me to pick my family but to pick my nose is devine? I'm sorry like I said both families and noses are full of boogers - both are better just shot out of your nose and into a Kleenex then disposed of in the wastepaper basket of life. Why? Because you can't pick them in public and they're usually snotty, and they annoy us to the point of being knuckle deep in agony - wishing you could flick them away privately or wipe them on some hidden hankey of shame but somehow they always manage to crawl back up your.... nose and irritate us over and over again. If this were not true Benadryl and Vodka would not sell so well. I vote for waiting until your brother in law is asleep and finding out where he parks his car and pasting a bumper sticker on the back of his car that makes a grand statement like I LOVE GERBILS [/QUOTE]
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