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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 223249" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Laughing in the car on the way to taking Dude back to "his" home becasue he wanted to go rollerskating. For such an unorganized, disconbobulated grace-lacking child he really is phenominal on skates and I love to just sit and watch him. However DF and I got a chuckle and thought I'd share it with you. </p><p> </p><p>D: "I want to get home so I can go skating tonight." </p><p>Us: "So you enjoy the skating rink that much? That's great." </p><p>D: "Yes I enjoy it, but the girls that go there are just UGH." </p><p>Us: "What do you mean UGH?" </p><p>D: "The clothes they wear, and then they chase me and X around." (x is friend and NOT handsome at all by any stretch of the imagination and his personality is beyond blah) </p><p>Us: "Well little girls have always followed you around." </p><p>D: "No Momma - these are 15 and 16 year old girls dressed in....in....well their shorts are like this big (does hands at about 4") and their shirts are so see through I don't have to imagine a thing." </p><p>Us: "4" shorts? Oh come on." </p><p>D: "Momma I swear - they leave NOTHING to my imagination and it's AWFUL......(long pause) Why if I had a daughter that dressed like THAT? OMG I would (long pause) NOT allow her to go in public like that!!!" </p><p> </p><p>Then a long silence followed by - MY HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER.....and then DF's laughter.....and Dude smiling "What Momma?" </p><p> </p><p>Us: "You know with your shaved hair, notched eyebrows, tattoos, baggy pants, 1/2" rhinestone stud earrings, 3 or 4 silver chains, blingy dinner plate sized belt buckle, and NOW a grill...YOU ARE ONE TO TALK about how people dress." (says DF) </p><p> </p><p>and I seized the moment and said Dudes FAMOUS words back to him - </p><p>"Well I'm sure those girls are JUST DRESSING....their OWN style - you know, not anyone ELSES style....being...(pause) THEMSELVES - kinda like you and the style YOU wear." </p><p> </p><p>(could have heard a cricket blink) </p><p> </p><p>D: "Well I'm not hanging my goodies out for everyone to see!" (in a very Fatherly tone) </p><p>Us: Yeah - those baggy pants showing yer butt crack says NOTHING to the world about showing YER goodies." </p><p> </p><p>D: UGH - Dad....you know what I mean? </p><p>Us: "Sure son - one standard for you and one for hoochie Momma's." </p><p>D: "Well they ARE dressing like hookers.</p><p>Us: "are you getting older on us?" </p><p> </p><p>D: (laughing) NOooooooo. </p><p>Us: (his words again in defense of his dressing habits) "Don't judge a book by it's cover Dude." </p><p>D: "Wha? I'm not I'm just saying if you see these girls and their 4" shorts you can see THEIR butt cracks Mom." </p><p>Us: "And we see yours in those dang baggy pants what's the difference?" </p><p> </p><p>D: I give up! (then laughter) "You guys think you're SOOooooooo smart." </p><p> </p><p>Me: Shmarty, schmart......<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 223249, member: 4964"] Laughing in the car on the way to taking Dude back to "his" home becasue he wanted to go rollerskating. For such an unorganized, disconbobulated grace-lacking child he really is phenominal on skates and I love to just sit and watch him. However DF and I got a chuckle and thought I'd share it with you. D: "I want to get home so I can go skating tonight." Us: "So you enjoy the skating rink that much? That's great." D: "Yes I enjoy it, but the girls that go there are just UGH." Us: "What do you mean UGH?" D: "The clothes they wear, and then they chase me and X around." (x is friend and NOT handsome at all by any stretch of the imagination and his personality is beyond blah) Us: "Well little girls have always followed you around." D: "No Momma - these are 15 and 16 year old girls dressed in....in....well their shorts are like this big (does hands at about 4") and their shirts are so see through I don't have to imagine a thing." Us: "4" shorts? Oh come on." D: "Momma I swear - they leave NOTHING to my imagination and it's AWFUL......(long pause) Why if I had a daughter that dressed like THAT? OMG I would (long pause) NOT allow her to go in public like that!!!" Then a long silence followed by - MY HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER.....and then DF's laughter.....and Dude smiling "What Momma?" Us: "You know with your shaved hair, notched eyebrows, tattoos, baggy pants, 1/2" rhinestone stud earrings, 3 or 4 silver chains, blingy dinner plate sized belt buckle, and NOW a grill...YOU ARE ONE TO TALK about how people dress." (says DF) and I seized the moment and said Dudes FAMOUS words back to him - "Well I'm sure those girls are JUST DRESSING....their OWN style - you know, not anyone ELSES style....being...(pause) THEMSELVES - kinda like you and the style YOU wear." (could have heard a cricket blink) D: "Well I'm not hanging my goodies out for everyone to see!" (in a very Fatherly tone) Us: Yeah - those baggy pants showing yer butt crack says NOTHING to the world about showing YER goodies." D: UGH - Dad....you know what I mean? Us: "Sure son - one standard for you and one for hoochie Momma's." D: "Well they ARE dressing like hookers. Us: "are you getting older on us?" D: (laughing) NOooooooo. Us: (his words again in defense of his dressing habits) "Don't judge a book by it's cover Dude." D: "Wha? I'm not I'm just saying if you see these girls and their 4" shorts you can see THEIR butt cracks Mom." Us: "And we see yours in those dang baggy pants what's the difference?" D: I give up! (then laughter) "You guys think you're SOOooooooo smart." Me: Shmarty, schmart......:raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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