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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 583938" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>I open the door. They are fun to play with. I tell them I am Druid, Orthodox Reformed. Yes, it is nonsense. I invite them to our meeting on the next full moon in a field in the middle of nowhere. I tell them they must dance naked and ti usually ends up in an orgy. Usually they RUN. I only had one come back a second time. I invited her in and started taking my dress off (I was wearing one at the time) so that I could teach her the dances so she wouldn't feel out of place. I can talk superfast and usually they cannot get a word in edgewise and after a short while they don't want to. They just want to escape.</p><p></p><p>If you come to my house to inflict your religion on me, you are begging me to inflict mine on you. I do NOT like religious people to preach at me, and I am offended by those who think they have the right to do so in my own home or on my property. So in my opinion if you walk onto my property, up to my home, you are fair game.</p><p></p><p>Oh, I did tell a few I practiced voodoo. But only b/cI was using that to keep the drug dealing child abusing pimp in the apartment below up so terrified he would leave us alone. I couldn't get the cops to arrest him no matter how hard I tried, so I scared him into staying away from us. Chanting in bad Latin, black candles with a few spices tossed into the flame, etc... was all it took. Oh, and dancing around said candles while chanting the Latin, but only at midnight on certain nights- loud enough they were sure to hear. </p><p></p><p>My father came up with the Druid,Orthodox Reformed. He got tired of school sending forms home asking what religion we were. It was a Catholic school and we were members of the church also, so it got annoying. The nuns did NOT like the Druid bit, and it wasn't Dad that paid for it. But when I told them about dancing around trees naked, they freaked except for the one first grade teacher who adored me and knew i was joking (I was in third when this happened, but was always her favorite). Otherwise I probably would have had a year or two of detention that was really an extra religion class.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 583938, member: 1233"] I open the door. They are fun to play with. I tell them I am Druid, Orthodox Reformed. Yes, it is nonsense. I invite them to our meeting on the next full moon in a field in the middle of nowhere. I tell them they must dance naked and ti usually ends up in an orgy. Usually they RUN. I only had one come back a second time. I invited her in and started taking my dress off (I was wearing one at the time) so that I could teach her the dances so she wouldn't feel out of place. I can talk superfast and usually they cannot get a word in edgewise and after a short while they don't want to. They just want to escape. If you come to my house to inflict your religion on me, you are begging me to inflict mine on you. I do NOT like religious people to preach at me, and I am offended by those who think they have the right to do so in my own home or on my property. So in my opinion if you walk onto my property, up to my home, you are fair game. Oh, I did tell a few I practiced voodoo. But only b/cI was using that to keep the drug dealing child abusing pimp in the apartment below up so terrified he would leave us alone. I couldn't get the cops to arrest him no matter how hard I tried, so I scared him into staying away from us. Chanting in bad Latin, black candles with a few spices tossed into the flame, etc... was all it took. Oh, and dancing around said candles while chanting the Latin, but only at midnight on certain nights- loud enough they were sure to hear. My father came up with the Druid,Orthodox Reformed. He got tired of school sending forms home asking what religion we were. It was a Catholic school and we were members of the church also, so it got annoying. The nuns did NOT like the Druid bit, and it wasn't Dad that paid for it. But when I told them about dancing around trees naked, they freaked except for the one first grade teacher who adored me and knew i was joking (I was in third when this happened, but was always her favorite). Otherwise I probably would have had a year or two of detention that was really an extra religion class. [/QUOTE]
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