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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 440513" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>If those types of people DO show up? I will be HAPPY to "man" the door! I'm QUITE the AMBASSADOR and would be GLAD to direct the poor, the wretched, the tired masses yearning to break free - and keep them away from everyone in our group - just give me a live 'mike' and a small spot light.....</p><p></p><p>"OH who do we have here?" </p><p>Joe..</p><p>"Well hello Joe - where are you from?" </p><p>Atlantic City, NJ</p><p>ATLANTIC CITY, NJ </p><p>"And what do you do in Atlantic City, NJ Joe?" </p><p>I'm a gambling addict </p><p>"So Joe here is a gambling addict from Atlantic City NJ </p><p>Why did you come to the CONDUCT DISORDERS Reunion Joe?"</p><p>Conduct Disorders? I thought this was Gamblers Anonymous </p><p>"No no no - you need to be really dysfunctional to come in here, Are you really dysfunctional Joe?</p><p> No I'm a gambler</p><p>"Care to make a little wager that the women in this room have seen more dysfunction than you?" </p><p>A bet? </p><p>"Yeah, I'll vie you 100 to one Odds we've seen way worse problems than you." </p><p>Ahhh I dunno I'm trying to recover</p><p>"Double or nothing Joe." </p><p>(joe pauses for a moment, looks around the room - sees the East Coast Crowd, tired, haggared, worn out)</p><p>Then Joe SCREAMS - RUNNING THROUGH THE HOTEL LOBBY ----I'm CURED!!!!!! I'm CURED!!!!!! </p><p>I WILL NEVER GAMBLE AGAIN!!!!!!!! I've SEEN THE LIGHT!!!! </p><p></p><p>And yet another soul that the Family of the CD board has saved - just by being ourselves. </p><p></p><p>NEXT.........</p><p></p><p>(well it could happen) WE REALLY NEED THIS MB VACATION.....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 440513, member: 4964"] If those types of people DO show up? I will be HAPPY to "man" the door! I'm QUITE the AMBASSADOR and would be GLAD to direct the poor, the wretched, the tired masses yearning to break free - and keep them away from everyone in our group - just give me a live 'mike' and a small spot light..... "OH who do we have here?" Joe.. "Well hello Joe - where are you from?" Atlantic City, NJ ATLANTIC CITY, NJ "And what do you do in Atlantic City, NJ Joe?" I'm a gambling addict "So Joe here is a gambling addict from Atlantic City NJ Why did you come to the CONDUCT DISORDERS Reunion Joe?" Conduct Disorders? I thought this was Gamblers Anonymous "No no no - you need to be really dysfunctional to come in here, Are you really dysfunctional Joe? No I'm a gambler "Care to make a little wager that the women in this room have seen more dysfunction than you?" A bet? "Yeah, I'll vie you 100 to one Odds we've seen way worse problems than you." Ahhh I dunno I'm trying to recover "Double or nothing Joe." (joe pauses for a moment, looks around the room - sees the East Coast Crowd, tired, haggared, worn out) Then Joe SCREAMS - RUNNING THROUGH THE HOTEL LOBBY ----I'm CURED!!!!!! I'm CURED!!!!!! I WILL NEVER GAMBLE AGAIN!!!!!!!! I've SEEN THE LIGHT!!!! And yet another soul that the Family of the CD board has saved - just by being ourselves. NEXT......... (well it could happen) WE REALLY NEED THIS MB VACATION..... [/QUOTE]
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