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Preggo - Week 19
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<blockquote data-quote="Abbey" data-source="post: 192482" data-attributes="member: 179"><p>I was so embarassed at work the other day. The woman, the only other one that survived the ever important manager at a grocery store training with me, and was working in tandem with me that night (this has got to be the worst run on sentence ever...see my life?)...I digress.</p><p></p><p>ANYWAYS...</p><p></p><p>We're trading places every 10 minutes to practice the age old art of checking groceries. It's highly refined and ONLY for those over 16. Every time she'd say, "Scuze me...it's getting tougher to get by." Me being the absolute genious didn't pick up on that.</p><p></p><p>Finally, breaking one of the top 10 rules you NEVER say to another woman, I said, "Are you pregnant?"</p><p></p><p>Yep...7 1/2 months.</p><p></p><p>7 1/2 months? What do you have in there...a lemon or something?</p><p></p><p>Now I know why she fainted 3 days ago while bagging flipping sodas all day long. I called for a FEMALE manager to help. Guy on the phone: Why do you need a female? I just do dip sh!t. I thought she just got dehydrated or something. Now I know.</p><p></p><p>I know I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack. But, eventually, I DO turn on. Really. Ok...where is the switch?</p><p></p><p>Abbey</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Abbey, post: 192482, member: 179"] I was so embarassed at work the other day. The woman, the only other one that survived the ever important manager at a grocery store training with me, and was working in tandem with me that night (this has got to be the worst run on sentence ever...see my life?)...I digress. ANYWAYS... We're trading places every 10 minutes to practice the age old art of checking groceries. It's highly refined and ONLY for those over 16. Every time she'd say, "Scuze me...it's getting tougher to get by." Me being the absolute genious didn't pick up on that. Finally, breaking one of the top 10 rules you NEVER say to another woman, I said, "Are you pregnant?" Yep...7 1/2 months. 7 1/2 months? What do you have in there...a lemon or something? Now I know why she fainted 3 days ago while bagging flipping sodas all day long. I called for a FEMALE manager to help. Guy on the phone: Why do you need a female? I just do dip sh!t. I thought she just got dehydrated or something. Now I know. I know I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack. But, eventually, I DO turn on. Really. Ok...where is the switch? Abbey [/QUOTE]
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