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Quick, ladies - don't let me down.....
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<blockquote data-quote="timer lady" data-source="post: 122789" data-attributes="member: 393"><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">I need believable excuses as to why I don't have to head out in 10 below zero weather to attend wm's quarterly staffing. I have this staffing memorized - the only good thing is the donuts (which I don't need) & foster mum's company (the woman is a delight!).</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">A car not starting in this weather won't be believable - c'mon this is MN; everyone has jumper cables. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/coldday.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":coldday:" title="coldday :coldday:" data-shortname=":coldday:" /></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">The fact that my head feels as though Mt. St. Helen's is about to explode inside isn't going to fly either. Maybe, just maybe, explaining that I shouldn't be driving while taking narcotic pain killers might make a difference. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/crazydriver.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":crazydriver:" title="crazy driver :crazydriver:" data-shortname=":crazydriver:" /></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Explaining that I lost my balance on the way out to the garage, fell , & my lips hit & froze to one of the poles on my bird feeder might be stretching things a bit - what do you think? <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/frozen.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frozen:" title="frozen :frozen:" data-shortname=":frozen:" />Either way, it's quite the picture.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">Being honest & saying I've heard it all before - many many times <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/grey.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":grey:" title="grey :grey:" data-shortname=":grey:" />, I'm out of ideas & that I'd really rather be home getting rest before kt gets home from school just isn't going to fly. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px">So, ladies - don't let me down. I want fun, but believable ideas from you. I need a good laugh this morning. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/hairy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":hairy:" title="hairy :hairy:" data-shortname=":hairy:" /></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="timer lady, post: 122789, member: 393"] [B][COLOR=Navy][SIZE=3]I need believable excuses as to why I don't have to head out in 10 below zero weather to attend wm's quarterly staffing. I have this staffing memorized - the only good thing is the donuts (which I don't need) & foster mum's company (the woman is a delight!). A car not starting in this weather won't be believable - c'mon this is MN; everyone has jumper cables. :coldday: The fact that my head feels as though Mt. St. Helen's is about to explode inside isn't going to fly either. Maybe, just maybe, explaining that I shouldn't be driving while taking narcotic pain killers might make a difference. :crazydriver: Explaining that I lost my balance on the way out to the garage, fell , & my lips hit & froze to one of the poles on my bird feeder might be stretching things a bit - what do you think? :frozen:Either way, it's quite the picture. Being honest & saying I've heard it all before - many many times :2bored:, I'm out of ideas & that I'd really rather be home getting rest before kt gets home from school just isn't going to fly. So, ladies - don't let me down. I want fun, but believable ideas from you. I need a good laugh this morning. :hairy: [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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