I send difficult child a text yesterday asking a question and I knew she wasn't allowed to have her phone until breaks so I didn't expect an answer right away. To my surprise she did answer and this was our conversation: Me: Why do you have your phone, did you get fired (that fear never goes away) difficult child: (after a very long time which made me very nervous) No I'm on my way to a drug test Me: WHY??? difficult child: (after a very long time again making me very very nervous) No it's my random test that I have to do four times a year Me: Oh ok, are you going to pass? difficult child: Of course I waited about a half hour until I felt certain she was finished Me: Are you done? difficult child: Yes Me: Did you pass? difficult child: With flying colors! Whew.