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<blockquote data-quote="gcvmom" data-source="post: 338448" data-attributes="member: 3444"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>During a visit to the retirement home, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."</strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong> "No,"' said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/ashamed.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ashamed:" title="ashamed :ashamed:" data-shortname=":ashamed:" /> <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gcvmom, post: 338448, member: 3444"] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid][B]During a visit to the retirement home, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized?" "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid][B]"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid][B] "No,"' said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid][B]:ashamed: :raspberry-tounge: :happy: [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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