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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 463757" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Lisa, </p><p></p><p>I know this is probably not your families style, although it wasn't ours either "until" there was a Katie.....but since you are such a good organizer and planner - hear me out. If you have a strong, male, member who has a wife that is perhaps a little calming - sort of the Auntie that everyone loves kind? At the memorial - and before this all goes down - have a signal worked out with them and ask them to watch you for a nod, or a head scratch or some sign that means to them that Katie is being a Katie and for them to please roust her out of the mainstream. PRONTO. </p><p></p><p>Don't let any of your children know about it - just keep it on the down low - and plan ahead so that when you have that one relative in your family that never visits your Grandma, never has come to bring her a present in oh I dunno 15, 17 years and refuses to man up and be a pall bearer at her funeral but is OKAY with allowing a pregnant "star" and some strangers from the funeral home carry THEIR Grandmother to her final resting place....and as the favorite granddaughter and boxer you just want to go over to the casket and jerk him off the corpse while he is whailing like a little child, holding rosary beads (and he's not Catholic) and sobbing into her face and kissing her dead body? You won't have to go through the "family" moment of "star" taking him out back of the funeral home and ........(insert words of wisdom here) and his three other brothers and worthless sister who also were conspiring to GET ALL of Grannies "loot" -----OMG she lived with my Mom and Dad .......on SSI....are you serious? </p><p></p><p>Yeah - so do yourself a huge favor - and have this all planned out because I swear at the next "family" funeral - not to make light of any memorial service of any kind? But I swear my Uncles Vinny and Knuckels - basically told him they would be taking ALL the fun out the funeral FOR him.....behind the mortuary.....and quietly escorted him down the hall, across the velvet covered ropes, out the door - and he came back in with a completely new and respectful attitude - and no making it ALL ABOUT HIM.....(I believe Uncle Knuckles made his moment outside by dumpster ALL about him) </p><p></p><p>Just a thought -----Glad to see you're holding up, and I'd loan you Uncle Vinnie and Knuckles - but they're gone. And FYI-----their funerals I'm told went off without ANY incidents. lol. (Names were changed here to protect the innocent)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 463757, member: 4964"] Lisa, I know this is probably not your families style, although it wasn't ours either "until" there was a Katie.....but since you are such a good organizer and planner - hear me out. If you have a strong, male, member who has a wife that is perhaps a little calming - sort of the Auntie that everyone loves kind? At the memorial - and before this all goes down - have a signal worked out with them and ask them to watch you for a nod, or a head scratch or some sign that means to them that Katie is being a Katie and for them to please roust her out of the mainstream. PRONTO. Don't let any of your children know about it - just keep it on the down low - and plan ahead so that when you have that one relative in your family that never visits your Grandma, never has come to bring her a present in oh I dunno 15, 17 years and refuses to man up and be a pall bearer at her funeral but is OKAY with allowing a pregnant "star" and some strangers from the funeral home carry THEIR Grandmother to her final resting place....and as the favorite granddaughter and boxer you just want to go over to the casket and jerk him off the corpse while he is whailing like a little child, holding rosary beads (and he's not Catholic) and sobbing into her face and kissing her dead body? You won't have to go through the "family" moment of "star" taking him out back of the funeral home and ........(insert words of wisdom here) and his three other brothers and worthless sister who also were conspiring to GET ALL of Grannies "loot" -----OMG she lived with my Mom and Dad .......on SSI....are you serious? Yeah - so do yourself a huge favor - and have this all planned out because I swear at the next "family" funeral - not to make light of any memorial service of any kind? But I swear my Uncles Vinny and Knuckels - basically told him they would be taking ALL the fun out the funeral FOR him.....behind the mortuary.....and quietly escorted him down the hall, across the velvet covered ropes, out the door - and he came back in with a completely new and respectful attitude - and no making it ALL ABOUT HIM.....(I believe Uncle Knuckles made his moment outside by dumpster ALL about him) Just a thought -----Glad to see you're holding up, and I'd loan you Uncle Vinnie and Knuckles - but they're gone. And FYI-----their funerals I'm told went off without ANY incidents. lol. (Names were changed here to protect the innocent) [/QUOTE]
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