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So now the truth comes out ... ex-girlfriend is pregnant!
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<blockquote data-quote="TerryJ2" data-source="post: 650713" data-attributes="member: 3419"><p>I know that the mom had to drive to Richmond the other day to get her daughter's insurance card from the ex-husband, because the daughter was bugging her mom for a doctor's appointment.</p><p>I even mentioned to difficult child how *I* bug *HIM* to go to the doctor but girlfriend bugs her mom to go. (A yr or two ago, I got a free opinion on a horrid sty that girlfriend had, when I brought difficult child to his glaucoma exam, and girlfriend tagged along. Her mom refused to take her to the doctor.) "What is wrong with this picture?"</p><p>Ahh, in retrospect...</p><p></p><p>I know that the doctor did an exam (a walk-in express place nearby) and that he said "something" in front of both girlfriend and mom, and that's how the mom found out.</p><p>There is an ultrasound in 2 wks. with a different doctor.</p><p>And I texted the mom yesterday ... cryptic, just to see if we could talk. I said, "OMG. Just found out. Not telling husband yet."</p><p>She texted back two very long notes and asked how difficult child was.</p><p>I don't think that daughter is capable of pulling off that kind of a scam.</p><p></p><p>Plus ... this is really weird ... but girlfriend came over for dinner the other night, and I caught myself staring at her. difficult child showed her this very stupid, silly video that has become a family tradition of sorts, from when the kids were in elementary school. It's from Blacksheep.com and it's got a little ducky named Jamal, and an exploding avocado. The guy is higher than a kite, and pronounces it "Ah-vo-COW-do." I go hysterical every time I hear it. The drawings are so stupid. The kids would laugh so hard, they'd wet their pants. We'd watch it over and over. And we can never eat at a Mexican restaurant without saying, "And the "Ah-vo-COW-do ex-PLOW-ded."</p><p>So, I'm looking at the girlfriend's face as she's watching it, and she's got all these subtle facial expressions that I've never noticed before ... the way her nose crinkles and flares, the crease between her brows, her perfect cream and peaches complexion, the light pink flush of her cheeks. She seemed so rosy and pretty and glowing.</p><p>I almost said something like, "You look so pretty today. You are glowing."</p><p>She would have died.</p><p></p><p>Just anecdotal, but in retrospect ...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TerryJ2, post: 650713, member: 3419"] I know that the mom had to drive to Richmond the other day to get her daughter's insurance card from the ex-husband, because the daughter was bugging her mom for a doctor's appointment. I even mentioned to difficult child how *I* bug *HIM* to go to the doctor but girlfriend bugs her mom to go. (A yr or two ago, I got a free opinion on a horrid sty that girlfriend had, when I brought difficult child to his glaucoma exam, and girlfriend tagged along. Her mom refused to take her to the doctor.) "What is wrong with this picture?" Ahh, in retrospect... I know that the doctor did an exam (a walk-in express place nearby) and that he said "something" in front of both girlfriend and mom, and that's how the mom found out. There is an ultrasound in 2 wks. with a different doctor. And I texted the mom yesterday ... cryptic, just to see if we could talk. I said, "OMG. Just found out. Not telling husband yet." She texted back two very long notes and asked how difficult child was. I don't think that daughter is capable of pulling off that kind of a scam. Plus ... this is really weird ... but girlfriend came over for dinner the other night, and I caught myself staring at her. difficult child showed her this very stupid, silly video that has become a family tradition of sorts, from when the kids were in elementary school. It's from Blacksheep.com and it's got a little ducky named Jamal, and an exploding avocado. The guy is higher than a kite, and pronounces it "Ah-vo-COW-do." I go hysterical every time I hear it. The drawings are so stupid. The kids would laugh so hard, they'd wet their pants. We'd watch it over and over. And we can never eat at a Mexican restaurant without saying, "And the "Ah-vo-COW-do ex-PLOW-ded." So, I'm looking at the girlfriend's face as she's watching it, and she's got all these subtle facial expressions that I've never noticed before ... the way her nose crinkles and flares, the crease between her brows, her perfect cream and peaches complexion, the light pink flush of her cheeks. She seemed so rosy and pretty and glowing. I almost said something like, "You look so pretty today. You are glowing." She would have died. Just anecdotal, but in retrospect ... [/QUOTE]
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