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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 563247" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Send THEM the bottle of stuff YOU were going to drink......and a blanket (or lampshade).</p><p>Once THEY are sufficiently intoxicated and wearing either the blanket or lampshade, sneak in, take pictures, have a few chuckles and black mail their butts and create a new meescht-storm......</p><p>GET your sons house back, have your mother put into a top notch facility, get invited to the White House for being more clever than Black Opps, become head of the US Marshal Office, get that guy to find your Grandkids, </p><p>Send the PITA too-old sicko boyfriend back to MD, send the bigger PITA soon to be or is EXwife to Chile to work in slave Labor for an intense extended period of time sewing flags for foreign countries in some back alley sweat shop until you figure she's got her head screwed on right, and take the vacation of a life time in (fill in the blank here yourself I have NO idea where you want to go with your dogs) and go buy yourself a new car, and give the new on you have with the hole in the seat to your son, and let him give the one he has to his brother who has time to put it together......</p><p></p><p>check, check.......(mumbles) check......check......double check........OH yeah and somewhere in there Raoul comes peels you a grape, pours you a beverage, massages your shoulders, and cooks and cleans your house, </p><p></p><p>Fini! </p><p></p><p>ps. (add unlimited credit card, and fudge that will never add a pound, and bird proof windshield on that new car) ........now Fini!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 563247, member: 4964"] Send THEM the bottle of stuff YOU were going to drink......and a blanket (or lampshade). Once THEY are sufficiently intoxicated and wearing either the blanket or lampshade, sneak in, take pictures, have a few chuckles and black mail their butts and create a new meescht-storm...... GET your sons house back, have your mother put into a top notch facility, get invited to the White House for being more clever than Black Opps, become head of the US Marshal Office, get that guy to find your Grandkids, Send the PITA too-old sicko boyfriend back to MD, send the bigger PITA soon to be or is EXwife to Chile to work in slave Labor for an intense extended period of time sewing flags for foreign countries in some back alley sweat shop until you figure she's got her head screwed on right, and take the vacation of a life time in (fill in the blank here yourself I have NO idea where you want to go with your dogs) and go buy yourself a new car, and give the new on you have with the hole in the seat to your son, and let him give the one he has to his brother who has time to put it together...... check, check.......(mumbles) check......check......double check........OH yeah and somewhere in there Raoul comes peels you a grape, pours you a beverage, massages your shoulders, and cooks and cleans your house, Fini! ps. (add unlimited credit card, and fudge that will never add a pound, and bird proof windshield on that new car) ........now Fini! [/QUOTE]
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