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<blockquote data-quote="keista" data-source="post: 429433" data-attributes="member: 11965"><p>'War' stories? YAY!</p><p></p><p>husband is 3/4 Apache. Not just Apache, but the great, great, great grandson of Cochise. The Cochise line was on his Dad's side and his mother was 1/2 Apache, but from a different tribe than his dad. He still claims to be Apache. despite the fact that his mother, who died when he was in his 20s (circa 1970s), came to live with us back in 2007. She is 100%WASP. In her family reunion bio, she told us that her husband, husband's BD, was also a WASP. husband's father supposedly drank himself to death on Christmas the year before we met - 1994. After his mother was resurrected, and his two sisters, who also were dead were resurrected, we found his dad in MI still very much alive and still very much a WASP. His new "story" is that his mother obviously had an affair with an Apache man - a descendant of Cochise, so, OK, maybe he's just 1/2 Apache, but he's still Apache and the great, great, great grandson of Cochise.</p><p></p><p>*He was valedictorian of his HS class <strong>NOT</strong></p><p>*He got full pop scholarship to college. Not just tuition, but books, lab fees, and room and board. However, to qualify he HAD to study psychology. <strong>Not even 1 semester</strong></p><p>*He went on to work on his Masters, but stopped when they started teaching about lobotomies. <strong>Not even 1 semester</strong></p><p>*He is a California State Certified Midwife - <strong>this one is scary because I'll give you all one guess who delivered my kids. I'll give you a hint: They were all born at home. </strong></p><p>*He's the BEST Dad <strong>(story wise, of course)</strong> We had a party years ago and due to the rain we moved everyone inside. He took care of the ppl and I took care of the stuff (our comfort zones). By the time I was done, and took a few minutes to decompress, I returned to the party with him telling tales of ho he'd been on the phone with his ex stepdaughter 3x per week for the lat two months helping her track down parts and fix a jetski for a competition. Sadly she only came in second, but not bad considering he couldn't be there with her to help out hands on. Reality is he hadn't seen or talked to the girl in over 10 years. Right now he barely even call for his kids' bdays, but I KNOW that if you asked his coworkers, they'd be able to relay stories f his awesome dadness.</p><p>*He is an outstanding personal watercraft and motorcycle mechanic. <strong>This one is actually half true</strong>. He really is great when he's "on" but once all the lies he tells at work start catching up to him, he can't even do a tune up or oil change right, and then it's time to change jobs.</p><p></p><p>These are just the big ones that I have proof of being lies. After he left I would catch myself saying, "Well, husband once told me that...." and realize that I have NO real facts about the man I spent 13 years with.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="keista, post: 429433, member: 11965"] 'War' stories? YAY! husband is 3/4 Apache. Not just Apache, but the great, great, great grandson of Cochise. The Cochise line was on his Dad's side and his mother was 1/2 Apache, but from a different tribe than his dad. He still claims to be Apache. despite the fact that his mother, who died when he was in his 20s (circa 1970s), came to live with us back in 2007. She is 100%WASP. In her family reunion bio, she told us that her husband, husband's BD, was also a WASP. husband's father supposedly drank himself to death on Christmas the year before we met - 1994. After his mother was resurrected, and his two sisters, who also were dead were resurrected, we found his dad in MI still very much alive and still very much a WASP. His new "story" is that his mother obviously had an affair with an Apache man - a descendant of Cochise, so, OK, maybe he's just 1/2 Apache, but he's still Apache and the great, great, great grandson of Cochise. *He was valedictorian of his HS class [B]NOT[/B] *He got full pop scholarship to college. Not just tuition, but books, lab fees, and room and board. However, to qualify he HAD to study psychology. [B]Not even 1 semester[/B] *He went on to work on his Masters, but stopped when they started teaching about lobotomies. [B]Not even 1 semester[/B] *He is a California State Certified Midwife - [B]this one is scary because I'll give you all one guess who delivered my kids. I'll give you a hint: They were all born at home. [/B] *He's the BEST Dad [B](story wise, of course)[/B] We had a party years ago and due to the rain we moved everyone inside. He took care of the ppl and I took care of the stuff (our comfort zones). By the time I was done, and took a few minutes to decompress, I returned to the party with him telling tales of ho he'd been on the phone with his ex stepdaughter 3x per week for the lat two months helping her track down parts and fix a jetski for a competition. Sadly she only came in second, but not bad considering he couldn't be there with her to help out hands on. Reality is he hadn't seen or talked to the girl in over 10 years. Right now he barely even call for his kids' bdays, but I KNOW that if you asked his coworkers, they'd be able to relay stories f his awesome dadness. *He is an outstanding personal watercraft and motorcycle mechanic. [B]This one is actually half true[/B]. He really is great when he's "on" but once all the lies he tells at work start catching up to him, he can't even do a tune up or oil change right, and then it's time to change jobs. These are just the big ones that I have proof of being lies. After he left I would catch myself saying, "Well, husband once told me that...." and realize that I have NO real facts about the man I spent 13 years with. [/QUOTE]
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