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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 323448" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>This is a TRICK post right? You're <strong><em>really</em></strong> asking <u><strong>ME</strong></u> if I've done stupid things?? Are you bored and looking for a good laugh???? <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/anxious.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":anxious:" title="anxious :anxious:" data-shortname=":anxious:" /> This is more like confession for me you know. Forgive me CD friends for I've had the dumb.</p><p> </p><p>(tapping finger to chin...where to begin) </p><p> </p><p>There was the time that I made a cake, with the mixer still plugged in, licked the beaters, accidentally hit the on button and tore my tongue up. </p><p> </p><p>There was the time I was too poor to afford insoles, got bubble wrap from the office supply cabinet, traced my foot, cut out the pattern, cut out the bubble wrap and stuck it in my shoes. -I was so proud of my idea, until I stood up and walked across the office. The girl in the next cubicle laughed so hard she nearly passed out. Next day on my desk were Dr. Shoals insoles for women. </p><p> </p><p>There was that time I had a water bed, and needed to drain it - and they handed me a 100' garden hose and said - you put one end in the bed and then run this end out your window and inhale and water will come out this end. No one told me to cut the hose just outside the window. I inhaled for nearly an hour and 1/2 - but by golly I got the thing drained. Got a nice hose when I moved too. </p><p> </p><p>Asked the butcher for a "hog leg" (jowl) - he thought I was asking for dope. To put in my first batch of southern green beans. </p><p> </p><p>Taped myself 'up' with Duct tape in the Summer thinking it was better than going without a bra. Yeah - no loss of skin there. </p><p> </p><p>Actually tried a garbage bag & Dawn dish detergent home-made slip and slide on natural grass with Dude & the neighbor kids, hit a tree root and lived to tell about it - age 34. </p><p> </p><p>Mistook the urine remover spray bottle for hair spray. Yeah you only make that mistake once in high school. </p><p> </p><p>Just stop me anytime......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 323448, member: 4964"] This is a TRICK post right? You're [B][I]really[/I][/B] asking [U][B]ME[/B][/U] if I've done stupid things?? Are you bored and looking for a good laugh???? :anxious: This is more like confession for me you know. Forgive me CD friends for I've had the dumb. (tapping finger to chin...where to begin) There was the time that I made a cake, with the mixer still plugged in, licked the beaters, accidentally hit the on button and tore my tongue up. There was the time I was too poor to afford insoles, got bubble wrap from the office supply cabinet, traced my foot, cut out the pattern, cut out the bubble wrap and stuck it in my shoes. -I was so proud of my idea, until I stood up and walked across the office. The girl in the next cubicle laughed so hard she nearly passed out. Next day on my desk were Dr. Shoals insoles for women. There was that time I had a water bed, and needed to drain it - and they handed me a 100' garden hose and said - you put one end in the bed and then run this end out your window and inhale and water will come out this end. No one told me to cut the hose just outside the window. I inhaled for nearly an hour and 1/2 - but by golly I got the thing drained. Got a nice hose when I moved too. Asked the butcher for a "hog leg" (jowl) - he thought I was asking for dope. To put in my first batch of southern green beans. Taped myself 'up' with Duct tape in the Summer thinking it was better than going without a bra. Yeah - no loss of skin there. Actually tried a garbage bag & Dawn dish detergent home-made slip and slide on natural grass with Dude & the neighbor kids, hit a tree root and lived to tell about it - age 34. Mistook the urine remover spray bottle for hair spray. Yeah you only make that mistake once in high school. Just stop me anytime...... [/QUOTE]
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