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Style Denial...Don't hang on to your britches
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<blockquote data-quote="Mattsmom277" data-source="post: 333501" data-attributes="member: 4264"><p>I was in a walmart line last year with easy child. There was a similar couple. Yuppy type college girl. A bit of plain jane perhaps. Then this man-child dressed with the ridiculous oversized shirt and the latest craze in Big Pants (typical modern "skinny jeans" that suddenly balloon above the knee, growing in epic proportions by the time they turn into a semblance of a waist band). he had the stylin' chain/links thing dangling from one side of the belt loops. The quirky and weird looking old school baseball cap type thing, turned side ways (reminded me of the fresh prince of bel air intro where will smith is all dorky and has the cap flipped up and pointing to the side).</p><p></p><p>Anyhow, this stylin' guy was having issues keeping the pants up while loading the conveyor belt with his purchases. By the time his pants creeped low enough to see crack and partial cheeks, easy child's face showed what I, being an adult, was able to mostly/paritally conceal. A strange fascination and inability to look away, mixed with anticipation of the floor show, shock that this person was more concerned with taking stuff out of a cart than with his about to be revealed netherbits!</p><p></p><p>So when the bits and bobs began making an appearance, easy child says to me "There are some things people just reallllllyyyyyyyyyyyy don't want to see, and that is one of them. What happened to "If you've GOT it flaunt it?" Mom, he doesn't "Got It".</p><p></p><p>Of course being directly behind him, he heard every word, as did his g/f, as did the cashier and other waiting customers behind us. Lots of snickers, snorts, hands over mouths trying so hard to keep a straight face. </p><p></p><p>Boy-o turned 12 shades of red and the g/f hissed to pull those nasty pants up. HAHAHAHA!!!</p><p></p><p>I soooo think we should all dress this way on Halloween complete with awful goth makeup. When kids/teens look at us oddly, we can say "Thank you for the inspiration!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mattsmom277, post: 333501, member: 4264"] I was in a walmart line last year with easy child. There was a similar couple. Yuppy type college girl. A bit of plain jane perhaps. Then this man-child dressed with the ridiculous oversized shirt and the latest craze in Big Pants (typical modern "skinny jeans" that suddenly balloon above the knee, growing in epic proportions by the time they turn into a semblance of a waist band). he had the stylin' chain/links thing dangling from one side of the belt loops. The quirky and weird looking old school baseball cap type thing, turned side ways (reminded me of the fresh prince of bel air intro where will smith is all dorky and has the cap flipped up and pointing to the side). Anyhow, this stylin' guy was having issues keeping the pants up while loading the conveyor belt with his purchases. By the time his pants creeped low enough to see crack and partial cheeks, easy child's face showed what I, being an adult, was able to mostly/paritally conceal. A strange fascination and inability to look away, mixed with anticipation of the floor show, shock that this person was more concerned with taking stuff out of a cart than with his about to be revealed netherbits! So when the bits and bobs began making an appearance, easy child says to me "There are some things people just reallllllyyyyyyyyyyyy don't want to see, and that is one of them. What happened to "If you've GOT it flaunt it?" Mom, he doesn't "Got It". Of course being directly behind him, he heard every word, as did his g/f, as did the cashier and other waiting customers behind us. Lots of snickers, snorts, hands over mouths trying so hard to keep a straight face. Boy-o turned 12 shades of red and the g/f hissed to pull those nasty pants up. HAHAHAHA!!! I soooo think we should all dress this way on Halloween complete with awful goth makeup. When kids/teens look at us oddly, we can say "Thank you for the inspiration!" [/QUOTE]
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