Super Bowl Quotes

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  1. tiredmommy

    tiredmommy Well-Known Member

    Academy, n. A modern school where football is taught.
    - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1881 - 1906

    Girls don't think boys' games are too hard, they think they are stupid.
    - Andy Grove, CEO of Intel

    Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!
    - John Anthony Ciardi, 1916 - 1986

    The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
    - Lewis Grizzard, 1946 - 1994

    I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me.
    - Anna Quindlen

    Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
    - George F. Will