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Talked to husband last night. Ideas? Thoughts? Am I expecting too much?
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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 418850" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>I SOOOOOO agree with flutterby. Except the shins are NOT where I want to hurt him and kicking isn't what I had in mind. I am neither as patient as Shari or as nice as Flutterby. I can promise that fish guts in the sink/on the counter for several days would end up fish guts in his underwear/clothing/boots AND in his car and possibly on the exhaust manifold of his car/truck. Maybe not as effective as limburger on the exhaust manifold, but it would get the message across. And the knife on the counter? would end up stabbing his tv right in the screen. AFTER I cleared all the $$ out of any account he could access to replace it. Well, maybe it would be in his chair, pretty much where his most prized bits would be if he was sitting there.</p><p> </p><p>but I learned from the woman who placed very long strips of duct tape on her teenage son's hairy bare legs - alllll the way up his legs - when he kept passing out nekkid in the family room while watching cinemax late at night. The same woman who painted his toenails a shimmery oyster color of nail polish, locked all the polish remover in the gun safe, and told his most gossipy friend about it when he passed out drunk in his room and refused to get up to do something she paid a bunch of $$ for him to get to do. She even paid his friend to tell everyone but keep them from letting him know for a week. It actually took a WEEK before the shimmery color caught his eye as he took some over-garlicked bread out of the oven after it burned. He ranted and raved about the cruelty of it all. She told him he could have nail polish remover as soon as he repaid the large amt of $$ he had wasted by not going to whatever it was.</p><p> </p><p>Yes, my mother can be not only mean but devious if you rile her up. Even my dad doesn't push her too far. He used to be the "stop when the tank is empty and not a mile sooner" kind of guy until the trip where when it was her turn to drive she got him the largest soda the gas place had (big gulps were 32 oz and had just come out) and then when he demanded a bathroom break she just kept driving until his eyeballs turned yellow. After that it was "we will stop as soon as anyone needs to - just let us know and we will stop at the very next opportunity".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 418850, member: 1233"] I SOOOOOO agree with flutterby. Except the shins are NOT where I want to hurt him and kicking isn't what I had in mind. I am neither as patient as Shari or as nice as Flutterby. I can promise that fish guts in the sink/on the counter for several days would end up fish guts in his underwear/clothing/boots AND in his car and possibly on the exhaust manifold of his car/truck. Maybe not as effective as limburger on the exhaust manifold, but it would get the message across. And the knife on the counter? would end up stabbing his tv right in the screen. AFTER I cleared all the $$ out of any account he could access to replace it. Well, maybe it would be in his chair, pretty much where his most prized bits would be if he was sitting there. but I learned from the woman who placed very long strips of duct tape on her teenage son's hairy bare legs - alllll the way up his legs - when he kept passing out nekkid in the family room while watching cinemax late at night. The same woman who painted his toenails a shimmery oyster color of nail polish, locked all the polish remover in the gun safe, and told his most gossipy friend about it when he passed out drunk in his room and refused to get up to do something she paid a bunch of $$ for him to get to do. She even paid his friend to tell everyone but keep them from letting him know for a week. It actually took a WEEK before the shimmery color caught his eye as he took some over-garlicked bread out of the oven after it burned. He ranted and raved about the cruelty of it all. She told him he could have nail polish remover as soon as he repaid the large amt of $$ he had wasted by not going to whatever it was. Yes, my mother can be not only mean but devious if you rile her up. Even my dad doesn't push her too far. He used to be the "stop when the tank is empty and not a mile sooner" kind of guy until the trip where when it was her turn to drive she got him the largest soda the gas place had (big gulps were 32 oz and had just come out) and then when he demanded a bathroom break she just kept driving until his eyeballs turned yellow. After that it was "we will stop as soon as anyone needs to - just let us know and we will stop at the very next opportunity". [/QUOTE]
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