ATD - at the doctor. BFF - best friend fell. by the way -bring the wheelchair. BYOT - bring your own teeth. FWIW - forgot where I was. GGGG - got gas, gotta go! GHA - got heartburn again. IMHAO - is my hearing aid on? LMDO - laughing my dentures out. LOLPMP - laughed out loud, peed my pants. OMMR - on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL - talk to you louder. WMG - where's my glasses?