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The Bathing Suit (by an unknown middle-age woman)
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<blockquote data-quote="slsh" data-source="post: 436034" data-attributes="member: 8"><p>I *love* this!!! It's so timely!</p><p></p><p>I had a sensible and decent looking swimsuit that got me thru the last couple of summers - black, 2-piece, not too horrible. But something simply awful happened to my bod this past winter - I'm still not sure what, but ... well, I can relate to oozing parts, especially the backside, to say nothing of the amazing exploding cellulitic thighs. And where the heck did the love handles come from? Love handles???? OMG!!!!</p><p></p><p>I looked high and low for something that would camouflage the fact that my bod has become unquestionably middle-aged, but they all looked like something my grandmother would have worn (high neck, long skirt, blousy top). I finally said forget it and bought myself a brand new teeny tiny string bikini, first one in 30 years. I figured, the heck with it. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /> I'm almost 50, have had a bunch of kids (and it shows), but I still want to be able to worship the sun in something other than a sack.<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/beach.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":beach:" title="beach :beach:" data-shortname=":beach:" /></p><p></p><p>Of course, I would never wear it in public, but I figure for sunning and swimming in the back yard, it's just fine.</p><p></p><p>Diva is horrified. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/Graemlins/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="slsh, post: 436034, member: 8"] I *love* this!!! It's so timely! I had a sensible and decent looking swimsuit that got me thru the last couple of summers - black, 2-piece, not too horrible. But something simply awful happened to my bod this past winter - I'm still not sure what, but ... well, I can relate to oozing parts, especially the backside, to say nothing of the amazing exploding cellulitic thighs. And where the heck did the love handles come from? Love handles???? OMG!!!! I looked high and low for something that would camouflage the fact that my bod has become unquestionably middle-aged, but they all looked like something my grandmother would have worn (high neck, long skirt, blousy top). I finally said forget it and bought myself a brand new teeny tiny string bikini, first one in 30 years. I figured, the heck with it. :winking: I'm almost 50, have had a bunch of kids (and it shows), but I still want to be able to worship the sun in something other than a sack.:beach: Of course, I would never wear it in public, but I figure for sunning and swimming in the back yard, it's just fine. Diva is horrified. :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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