Thou needest a tottyering sheep biting clotpole

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Oct 6, 2007.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Shakespeare Insult Kit

    Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":

    Column 1 Column 2 Column 3

    artless base-court apple-john
    bawdy bat-fowling baggage
    beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
    bootless beetle-headed bladder
    churlish boil-brained boar-pig
    cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
    clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
    craven common-kissing canker-blossom
    currish crook-pated clack-dish
    dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
    dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
    droning doghearted codpiece
    errant dread-bolted death-token
    fawning earth-vexing dewberry
    fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
    froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
    frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
    gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
    goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
    gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
    impertinent fool-born gudgeon
    infectious full-gorged haggard
    jarring guts-griping harpy
    loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
    lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
    mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
    mangled hell-hated joithead
    mewling idle-headed lewdster
    paunchy ill-breeding lout
    pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
    puking knotty-pated malt-worm
    puny milk-livered mammet
    qualling motley-minded measle
    rank onion-eyed minnow
    reeky plume-plucked miscreant
    roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
    ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
    saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
    spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
    spongy rude-growing pignut
    surly rump-fed puttock
    tottering shard-borne pumpion
    unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
    vain spur-galled scut
    venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
    villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
    warped tickle-brained varlot
    wayward toad-spotted vassal
    weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
    yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

    My additions:

    cullionly whoreson knave
    fusty malmsey-nosed blind-worm
    caluminous rampallian popinjay
    wimpled lily-livered scullian
    burly-boned scurvy-valiant jolt-head
    misbegotten brazen-faced malcontent
    odiferous unwash'd devil-monk

    poisonous bunch-back'd toad
    fishified leaden-footed rascal
    Wart-necked muddy-mettled Basket-Cockle

    Many hugeths Stareth
  2. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Fer when yer outta words ta call that difficult child. :warrior:
  3. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    I love it.
  4. donna723

    donna723 Well-Known Member

    Love these, Star!


    I wish I had some of these handy when I was going through my divorce!
  5. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    I agree with Donna. I was just thinking about my X.

    He was a gleeking elf-skinned canker-blossom, if I ever saw one.
  6. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    might have to print those and keep em handy.

  7. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

    Ok, I'm sooo confused.
  8. Marguerite

    Marguerite Active Member

    I am printing this NOW for easy child 2/difficult child 2!

  9. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Oh yeah, DEFINATELY need to print this one out!!! :smile: