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Tips on how to kill the mother in law (and preferably not get caught)?
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 530031" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>AHhhhh I see - she is one of THOSE MILs. </p><p></p><p>Well then - I'll tell you the story of MY xmil. Her son and his girlfriend ran her over - blamed it on her....said the van must have jumped out of reverse at 3 am, and put itself in drive while she was behind it - and drug her 4-5 houses down the road. She died from complications a week later - and those two drunks never even got charged. I doubt anyone in that family except for MY son can tell whose kid is whose...and he looks like his drunk uncle. (but there's ABSOLUTELY NO chance of that) rofl. It's just genetics. </p><p></p><p>She didn't like me either -----I wasn't good enough for her. But the jobless, pregnant, drunken, girlfriend of her son that ran her over and blamed it on HER? - WONDERFUL. Yup. I so get where you're coming from. But I'd STILL be the one to tell her what I think. NOT my husband. I did - and when I did - my XMIL got so shocked when she tried to argue back? She spit her false teeth out of her mouth and they hit the asphalt and cracked in half. Pretty much ended her making any bold statments that day - unless she wanted to sound like Sylvester the Cat. To which I lovingly mocked her and told her to get out of MY driveway. Gosh I was really not a nice person then. I'm so happy for therapy. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/flirtysmile3.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":flirtysmile3:" title="flirtysmile3 :flirtysmile3:" data-shortname=":flirtysmile3:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 530031, member: 4964"] AHhhhh I see - she is one of THOSE MILs. Well then - I'll tell you the story of MY xmil. Her son and his girlfriend ran her over - blamed it on her....said the van must have jumped out of reverse at 3 am, and put itself in drive while she was behind it - and drug her 4-5 houses down the road. She died from complications a week later - and those two drunks never even got charged. I doubt anyone in that family except for MY son can tell whose kid is whose...and he looks like his drunk uncle. (but there's ABSOLUTELY NO chance of that) rofl. It's just genetics. She didn't like me either -----I wasn't good enough for her. But the jobless, pregnant, drunken, girlfriend of her son that ran her over and blamed it on HER? - WONDERFUL. Yup. I so get where you're coming from. But I'd STILL be the one to tell her what I think. NOT my husband. I did - and when I did - my XMIL got so shocked when she tried to argue back? She spit her false teeth out of her mouth and they hit the asphalt and cracked in half. Pretty much ended her making any bold statments that day - unless she wanted to sound like Sylvester the Cat. To which I lovingly mocked her and told her to get out of MY driveway. Gosh I was really not a nice person then. I'm so happy for therapy. :flirtysmile3: [/QUOTE]
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