If we could just learn not to care... that phrase has a glorious, sweet lilt to it.
Can the attorney set something up so Jr.'s school will alert Bart each and every time Jr. is absent, or checks out early? I don't even know if that is possible. I bet Bart's attorney is covering all the bases.
I am cat·a·stroph·izing, or whatever the bad thing is that we are warned about, .....so you won't.