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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 413498" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Mine usually were.........ROFL. My Mom only visited once. My 8' rainbow boa - was wrapped around the chain hiding in my pothos on the ceiling. So my Mom finally FINALLY came to my apartment when I was 16. I was so excited. She made it past the bird room - I had a McCaw, a yellow front amazon, a congo, an african, and babysat a very noisy cockatoo. I had 3 aquariums (I showed fish at that time) and I had a pet skunk. On the other end of my home I had my beloved 9' python and my boa. Today was the boa's turn to be out. I put the security gate up and let her out. Well here comes my Mom. Up the steps, in the house - greeted by my skunk - (she was thrilled) - then down the hall standing in the door way - and as I tried to tell her to move - stubborn as she was - BJ the boa descended slowly - ever so slowy - Insisting Mom come and sit - she refused - and BJ made her way down the potted plant to kiss my Mom right on top of her head with a loving "MWAH' and well suffice to say - it was the very last time my Mom ever visited. </p><p>Dad said he was sure he could hear her scream 3 miles away. Just wasn't sure what the noise was exactly. But it sure sounded like Mom. </p><p> </p><p>I took her one night and left her on the front seat of my car while I ran in for pizza - car was running. Some kids thought they'd be funny and opened the door like they were going to steal my car. One of them even made a motion like he was getting in my car - (they weren't really going to steal it - just playing) and I stood in the pizza parlor looking out while the owner said "Hey those kids are trying to steal your car." I said - "Never going to happen." About that time the kid in the drivers seat waved and I pretended to be shocked, then waved and pointed to the passenger seat and he looked and then I pointed again and made a snake with my forearm and the kid was still laughing and I shrugged and about that time he's laughing acting like he's going to shut the door and back out and I laughed....and about that time - I see this kid FREAK out - and now he can't find the door handle - and I'm standing there at the side of my car using my hip to hold the door closed and BJ is all over him and he's paralyzed in the seat screaming - OMG it was hysterical and the pizza guy is standing outside watching this kid inside my car screaming - </p><p>LET ME OUT, aaahhhhhhh and so I opened the door and grabbed my snake and the kid is literally laying on the ground. His buddies were laughing, the pizza guy was laughing, I put BJ back in the car - I'm laughing and the kid is finally standing up - with tears running down his face yelling THATS NOT FUNNY - crying now. The pizza guy said "Bet you never try to steal another car again you jerk." Yeah that was about the best anti-theft boa in the world. She was a hisser........Pretty sure he pp'd on himself too. So I know for a fact the snake works.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 413498, member: 4964"] Mine usually were.........ROFL. My Mom only visited once. My 8' rainbow boa - was wrapped around the chain hiding in my pothos on the ceiling. So my Mom finally FINALLY came to my apartment when I was 16. I was so excited. She made it past the bird room - I had a McCaw, a yellow front amazon, a congo, an african, and babysat a very noisy cockatoo. I had 3 aquariums (I showed fish at that time) and I had a pet skunk. On the other end of my home I had my beloved 9' python and my boa. Today was the boa's turn to be out. I put the security gate up and let her out. Well here comes my Mom. Up the steps, in the house - greeted by my skunk - (she was thrilled) - then down the hall standing in the door way - and as I tried to tell her to move - stubborn as she was - BJ the boa descended slowly - ever so slowy - Insisting Mom come and sit - she refused - and BJ made her way down the potted plant to kiss my Mom right on top of her head with a loving "MWAH' and well suffice to say - it was the very last time my Mom ever visited. Dad said he was sure he could hear her scream 3 miles away. Just wasn't sure what the noise was exactly. But it sure sounded like Mom. I took her one night and left her on the front seat of my car while I ran in for pizza - car was running. Some kids thought they'd be funny and opened the door like they were going to steal my car. One of them even made a motion like he was getting in my car - (they weren't really going to steal it - just playing) and I stood in the pizza parlor looking out while the owner said "Hey those kids are trying to steal your car." I said - "Never going to happen." About that time the kid in the drivers seat waved and I pretended to be shocked, then waved and pointed to the passenger seat and he looked and then I pointed again and made a snake with my forearm and the kid was still laughing and I shrugged and about that time he's laughing acting like he's going to shut the door and back out and I laughed....and about that time - I see this kid FREAK out - and now he can't find the door handle - and I'm standing there at the side of my car using my hip to hold the door closed and BJ is all over him and he's paralyzed in the seat screaming - OMG it was hysterical and the pizza guy is standing outside watching this kid inside my car screaming - LET ME OUT, aaahhhhhhh and so I opened the door and grabbed my snake and the kid is literally laying on the ground. His buddies were laughing, the pizza guy was laughing, I put BJ back in the car - I'm laughing and the kid is finally standing up - with tears running down his face yelling THATS NOT FUNNY - crying now. The pizza guy said "Bet you never try to steal another car again you jerk." Yeah that was about the best anti-theft boa in the world. She was a hisser........Pretty sure he pp'd on himself too. So I know for a fact the snake works. [/QUOTE]
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