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What Disturbs your sleep (difficult child's not counted)
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 391575" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>OH Ohhhhhhhhhh and when I dooooooo finally get to sleep? And that crazy owl stops calling his cousin the Whipporwhil, and Pootie stops growling and barking at them AND the squirrel in the attic and I drift off into the land of stables and donkeys? Then the big dog comes and stands on the side of my bed and stares. JUST STARES....like a child who had a bad dream, wanting to get into bed, afraid of the boogie man. STARES AND STARES and if you don't open your Mommy eyes and acknowledge that all 140 lbs of his furry, white, nearly glow in the dark yellow eyes are standing there staring at you? He huffs........and huffs........and hufffffffffffffffs....................then pause......(dramatic) then huffs, and huffs, and finally at all final cost he whines this low, long, pathetic, dying calf in a hail storm, hound of the baskervilles howl..........and at that point I'm not up? Pootie is on my face practically sitting on my chest as if to say "WHIPPORWHIL, OWL, SQUIRREL and NOW DUMB BROTHER.....I AM NOT GETTING MY PRINCESS BEAUTY SLEEP AND HEADS WILL ROLL!" </p><p> </p><p>.....there is no rest for the wicked. Wish Harry Potter's crew had come HERE looking for this foul fowl. OH and his call to his mate? RIDICULOUS.....sounds like 2 Bobcats in a Gunnysack having their way with each other.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 391575, member: 4964"] OH Ohhhhhhhhhh and when I dooooooo finally get to sleep? And that crazy owl stops calling his cousin the Whipporwhil, and Pootie stops growling and barking at them AND the squirrel in the attic and I drift off into the land of stables and donkeys? Then the big dog comes and stands on the side of my bed and stares. JUST STARES....like a child who had a bad dream, wanting to get into bed, afraid of the boogie man. STARES AND STARES and if you don't open your Mommy eyes and acknowledge that all 140 lbs of his furry, white, nearly glow in the dark yellow eyes are standing there staring at you? He huffs........and huffs........and hufffffffffffffffs....................then pause......(dramatic) then huffs, and huffs, and finally at all final cost he whines this low, long, pathetic, dying calf in a hail storm, hound of the baskervilles howl..........and at that point I'm not up? Pootie is on my face practically sitting on my chest as if to say "WHIPPORWHIL, OWL, SQUIRREL and NOW DUMB BROTHER.....I AM NOT GETTING MY PRINCESS BEAUTY SLEEP AND HEADS WILL ROLL!" .....there is no rest for the wicked. Wish Harry Potter's crew had come HERE looking for this foul fowl. OH and his call to his mate? RIDICULOUS.....sounds like 2 Bobcats in a Gunnysack having their way with each other. [/QUOTE]
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