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What, if anything, could he be charged with?
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<blockquote data-quote="nvts" data-source="post: 209346" data-attributes="member: 3814"><p>Hey Shari! I've got the wording!</p><p> </p><p>ahem...ready?!!...here goes...</p><p> </p><p>"The reason I'm not coming is because you hags have treated me like **** and my mom too. Rather than appearing to be the hypocrite that both of you are, I'd rather eat corn dogs from the microwave than to pray over a turkey and all it's trimmings with you two brooms."</p><p> </p><p>"Oh, and my Mom is taking saddle shooting lessons for a reason."</p><p> </p><p>"I'll mail you my Christmas wish list so you can ignore that like you always do".</p><p> </p><p>"So sorry I won't be there to enjoy your company as well as that of my Cousin Bealzebub, but just tell him I don't want him to be tempted to steal my wallet for further abuse."</p><p> </p><p>"See ya. Love ya. Buhbye now!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Wadda ya think? Too subtle?</p><p> </p><p>Beth</p><p> </p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/happyguy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happyguy:" title="happyguy :happyguy:" data-shortname=":happyguy:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nvts, post: 209346, member: 3814"] Hey Shari! I've got the wording! ahem...ready?!!...here goes... "The reason I'm not coming is because you hags have treated me like **** and my mom too. Rather than appearing to be the hypocrite that both of you are, I'd rather eat corn dogs from the microwave than to pray over a turkey and all it's trimmings with you two brooms." "Oh, and my Mom is taking saddle shooting lessons for a reason." "I'll mail you my Christmas wish list so you can ignore that like you always do". "So sorry I won't be there to enjoy your company as well as that of my Cousin Bealzebub, but just tell him I don't want him to be tempted to steal my wallet for further abuse." "See ya. Love ya. Buhbye now! Wadda ya think? Too subtle? Beth :happyguy: [/QUOTE]
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