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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 284281" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Well the ONLY thing I can tell the boys about getting hit in the nether regions is that if you're a girl, with shorter legs, and ride the neighbor boys 10 speed bicycle (the kind with the bar across) and miss the pedal? </p><p> </p><p>You too could be falling over, grabbing your girly parts, crying in pain.....</p><p> </p><p>I had 22 hours of labor - </p><p>I had 22" ankles with water weight and only had 1 baby</p><p>I've had 10 teeth pulled and gotten 5 dried sockets</p><p>I even pulled one of my own when I was 22 weeks pregnant</p><p>I've had metal in my eyes</p><p>I've cut and stitched my OWN fingers together </p><p>I broke my foot and slammed it in the door to set it </p><p>I broke the other foot 2 weeks later and the Left one was healing better than the doctor could set the Right one</p><p>I've been stepped on, rollled over on, kicked in the head, bit in the face by a horse, and kicked so hard it knocked me out</p><p>I've broken 2 mares</p><p>I beat cancer twice</p><p>I've cut the entire top of my scalp off going through a car windshield</p><p>I've been hit seven times by drunks and had to learn how to walk again</p><p>I've been burned with 1st, 2nd, 3rd degree burns over 65% of my body</p><p>I've lived through 2 house fires, </p><p>Ive lived through 2 tornados</p><p>I've lived through 2 floods</p><p>I lived through being married to Satan </p><p>I have a son that is 18 and acts like he's two - </p><p> </p><p>and after all that - that stupid bicycle bar thought STILL gets the best of me - and I won't ride ANYTHING with a bar on it EVER again. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/faint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":faint:" title="faint :faint:" data-shortname=":faint:" /> NEV.....ER</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 284281, member: 4964"] Well the ONLY thing I can tell the boys about getting hit in the nether regions is that if you're a girl, with shorter legs, and ride the neighbor boys 10 speed bicycle (the kind with the bar across) and miss the pedal? You too could be falling over, grabbing your girly parts, crying in pain..... I had 22 hours of labor - I had 22" ankles with water weight and only had 1 baby I've had 10 teeth pulled and gotten 5 dried sockets I even pulled one of my own when I was 22 weeks pregnant I've had metal in my eyes I've cut and stitched my OWN fingers together I broke my foot and slammed it in the door to set it I broke the other foot 2 weeks later and the Left one was healing better than the doctor could set the Right one I've been stepped on, rollled over on, kicked in the head, bit in the face by a horse, and kicked so hard it knocked me out I've broken 2 mares I beat cancer twice I've cut the entire top of my scalp off going through a car windshield I've been hit seven times by drunks and had to learn how to walk again I've been burned with 1st, 2nd, 3rd degree burns over 65% of my body I've lived through 2 house fires, Ive lived through 2 tornados I've lived through 2 floods I lived through being married to Satan I have a son that is 18 and acts like he's two - and after all that - that stupid bicycle bar thought STILL gets the best of me - and I won't ride ANYTHING with a bar on it EVER again. :knockedout: NEV.....ER [/QUOTE]
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