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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 311075" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Ohhhhhh dear....well if curiosity killed the cat - being a Leo child, ODD and my kid? He never had a chance from the word go. It almost reads like a psycho version of the game Clue.</p><p> </p><p>The Tortise, in the sandbucket, on the (not on) barbecue grill.</p><p> </p><p>The Matchbox car, in the microwave, on the flaming kitchen counter</p><p> </p><p>The goldfish (plural), from the koi pond, in the hall toilet, in the bathroom (because it's cold out and the hot water nearly killed them Momma)</p><p> </p><p>The spent- used fire extinguisher, down the hall and all over the only babysitter, now standing at the end of the drive on her cell phone - crying "I just went to the bathroom. I'm soooo sorry, like he is so fast." and the Dude now pouting in the front yard covered in a fine, white powdery dust with furled eyebrows angry saying - I told her not to call you. </p><p> </p><p>The entire box of staples in my car headliner - because he thought he'd fix that one pucker - how precious...<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite4" alt=":mad:" title="Mad :mad:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":mad:" /></p><p> </p><p>The python that still roams Southern Florida that Marlon Perkins of Wild Kingdom said "all wild things should be kept in the wild" and so Curly was let loose - along with a 5lb Jaba toad, a 4' iguana, and numerous other wild snakes. I cringe every time I read about domestic /wild snakes in FL. </p><p> </p><p>And that was all before he was four. If I even put the stuff he did after 5 - I'd need to have a Valium and a box of wine. I'm pretty sure some day that space ship will come back for him - and Cory <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/alien.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":alien:" title="alien :alien:" data-shortname=":alien:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/alien.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":alien:" title="alien :alien:" data-shortname=":alien:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 311075, member: 4964"] Ohhhhhh dear....well if curiosity killed the cat - being a Leo child, ODD and my kid? He never had a chance from the word go. It almost reads like a psycho version of the game Clue. The Tortise, in the sandbucket, on the (not on) barbecue grill. The Matchbox car, in the microwave, on the flaming kitchen counter The goldfish (plural), from the koi pond, in the hall toilet, in the bathroom (because it's cold out and the hot water nearly killed them Momma) The spent- used fire extinguisher, down the hall and all over the only babysitter, now standing at the end of the drive on her cell phone - crying "I just went to the bathroom. I'm soooo sorry, like he is so fast." and the Dude now pouting in the front yard covered in a fine, white powdery dust with furled eyebrows angry saying - I told her not to call you. The entire box of staples in my car headliner - because he thought he'd fix that one pucker - how precious...:angry: The python that still roams Southern Florida that Marlon Perkins of Wild Kingdom said "all wild things should be kept in the wild" and so Curly was let loose - along with a 5lb Jaba toad, a 4' iguana, and numerous other wild snakes. I cringe every time I read about domestic /wild snakes in FL. And that was all before he was four. If I even put the stuff he did after 5 - I'd need to have a Valium and a box of wine. I'm pretty sure some day that space ship will come back for him - and Cory :alien::alien::raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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