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<blockquote data-quote="klmno" data-source="post: 311148" data-attributes="member: 3699"><p>I have rolled thru these stories! I can definitely relate although my son was more of a wanderer as a young child and I'm surprised I never got charged with neglect when he was a young child. Never mind that it might be 6:00 am- I woke up and found the kitchen bar stool at the front door and difficult child GONE! He was found wandering around the neighborhood. There are a couple of stories like that and then the one where he set the fire alarm off at the science museum during a food fair at around age 4 and locking me out of the car at the beach around age 2 when firetrucks and cops showed up- of course, assuming I had locked him in there. But I digress....</p><p></p><p>I have found all sorts of food and wrappers in the bedroom- under the beds, in couch cushions, etc. A container of plain sugar sticks out in my mind. He "played" with tampons- ok- he unraveled them for some reason- I assume he thought maybe something was inside- around age 9-10yo. I found a piece of my OLD lingerie under MY bed when he was about 11 yo. I found something smeared on my wall in my bedroom- I <em>think</em> it was vasoline because it did not dry out and felt greasy even after a few days. (The boys love that stuff, don't they? LOL!)</p><p></p><p>But, I think the funniest to me was when he found OLD condoms (not used- they had just been in my drawer for years) and I had forggoten about them- but I found them blown up like balloons on my BR floor and the empty wrappers in my drawer. "Moooooommmmmmm, why do you have balloons in your room??" LOL!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="klmno, post: 311148, member: 3699"] I have rolled thru these stories! I can definitely relate although my son was more of a wanderer as a young child and I'm surprised I never got charged with neglect when he was a young child. Never mind that it might be 6:00 am- I woke up and found the kitchen bar stool at the front door and difficult child GONE! He was found wandering around the neighborhood. There are a couple of stories like that and then the one where he set the fire alarm off at the science museum during a food fair at around age 4 and locking me out of the car at the beach around age 2 when firetrucks and cops showed up- of course, assuming I had locked him in there. But I digress.... I have found all sorts of food and wrappers in the bedroom- under the beds, in couch cushions, etc. A container of plain sugar sticks out in my mind. He "played" with tampons- ok- he unraveled them for some reason- I assume he thought maybe something was inside- around age 9-10yo. I found a piece of my OLD lingerie under MY bed when he was about 11 yo. I found something smeared on my wall in my bedroom- I [I]think[/I] it was vasoline because it did not dry out and felt greasy even after a few days. (The boys love that stuff, don't they? LOL!) But, I think the funniest to me was when he found OLD condoms (not used- they had just been in my drawer for years) and I had forggoten about them- but I found them blown up like balloons on my BR floor and the empty wrappers in my drawer. "Moooooommmmmmm, why do you have balloons in your room??" LOL! [/QUOTE]
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