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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 311371" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>You wanted to know WHY I can't be embarrassed? </p><p></p><p>In our side yard...I hear my Dude age 4 and my nephew age 3 - 5,4,3,2,1 then PppppKEW (blast off noise) and SPLASH DOWN.....and entire box of Tampax cardboard tampons (36 count) paper torn blowing all over the driveway - and there in the kiddie wading pool are about 30 "paratroopers" who have valiantly and bravely parachuted out of their cardboard planes into the murky depths below anxiously awaited by a rubber dolphin and a Great White shark. </p><p></p><p>Standing close by - My x, his brother and three of their beer drinking buddies nearly bent over to the ground laughing so hard they could barely breath - especially when the rubber shark "attacked" the parachuting paratrooper and swallowed him whole. It was all fun and games until someone suggested I bring them out a "life-raft". </p><p></p><p>Pretty sure that man STILL walks with a limp. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite4" alt=":mad:" title="Mad :mad:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":mad:" /></p><p></p><p>Oddest Find ever in the baking cabinet? Five cans of ready made frosting all empty - with the foil in tact and the lids on. - Can you imagine Betty Crocker SELLING them like that? You know - with sloppy Elmers glue down the side of the can to seal the aluminum seal back on after the frosting was missing? THE NERVE. FIVE CANS!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 311371, member: 4964"] You wanted to know WHY I can't be embarrassed? In our side yard...I hear my Dude age 4 and my nephew age 3 - 5,4,3,2,1 then PppppKEW (blast off noise) and SPLASH DOWN.....and entire box of Tampax cardboard tampons (36 count) paper torn blowing all over the driveway - and there in the kiddie wading pool are about 30 "paratroopers" who have valiantly and bravely parachuted out of their cardboard planes into the murky depths below anxiously awaited by a rubber dolphin and a Great White shark. Standing close by - My x, his brother and three of their beer drinking buddies nearly bent over to the ground laughing so hard they could barely breath - especially when the rubber shark "attacked" the parachuting paratrooper and swallowed him whole. It was all fun and games until someone suggested I bring them out a "life-raft". Pretty sure that man STILL walks with a limp. :angry: Oddest Find ever in the baking cabinet? Five cans of ready made frosting all empty - with the foil in tact and the lids on. - Can you imagine Betty Crocker SELLING them like that? You know - with sloppy Elmers glue down the side of the can to seal the aluminum seal back on after the frosting was missing? THE NERVE. FIVE CANS!! [/QUOTE]
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