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<blockquote data-quote="Suz" data-source="post: 95723" data-attributes="member: 29"><p>We haven't done this in awhile and have lots of newbies since the last time. It's always good for a laugh. :smile:</p><p></p><p>(The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: </p><p>The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... )</p><p></p><p>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: </p><p>a = poopsie </p><p>b = lumpy </p><p>c = buttercup </p><p>d = gidget </p><p>e = crusty </p><p>f = greasy </p><p>g = fluffy </p><p>h = cheeseball </p><p>i = chim-chim </p><p>j = stinky </p><p>k = flunky </p><p>l = boobie </p><p>m = pinky </p><p>n = zippy </p><p>o = goober </p><p>p = doofus </p><p>q = slimy </p><p>r = loopy </p><p>s = snotty </p><p>t = tulefel </p><p>u = dorkey </p><p>v = squeezit </p><p>w = oprah </p><p>x = skipper </p><p>y = dinky </p><p>z = zsa-zsa </p><p></p><p>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: </p><p>a = apple </p><p>b = toilet </p><p>c = giggle </p><p>d = burger </p><p>e = girdle </p><p>f = barf </p><p>g = lizard </p><p>h = waffle </p><p>i = cootie </p><p>j = monkey </p><p>k = potty </p><p>l = liver </p><p>m = banana </p><p>n = rhino </p><p>o = bubble </p><p>p = hamster </p><p>q = toad </p><p>r = gizzard </p><p>s = pizza </p><p>t = gerbil </p><p>u = chicken </p><p>v = pickle </p><p>w = chuckle </p><p>x = tofu </p><p>y = gorilla </p><p>z = stinker </p><p></p><p>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: </p><p>a = head </p><p>b = mouth </p><p>c = face </p><p>d = nose </p><p>e = tush </p><p>f = breath </p><p>g = pants </p><p>h = shorts </p><p>i = lips </p><p>j = honker </p><p>k = butt </p><p>l = brain </p><p>m = tushie </p><p>n = chunks </p><p>o = hiney </p><p>p = biscuits </p><p>q = toes </p><p>r = buns </p><p>s = fanny </p><p>t = sniffer </p><p>u = sprinkles </p><p>v = kisser </p><p>w = squirt </p><p>x = humperdinck </p><p>y = brains </p><p>z = juice </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #FF0000">I am Snotty Cootiefanny, mother of Toilet Cootiefanny.</span></p><p></p><p>And who are you?</p><p></p><p> :princess:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Suz, post: 95723, member: 29"] We haven't done this in awhile and have lots of newbies since the last time. It's always good for a laugh. [img]:smile:[/img] (The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... ) Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice <span style="color: #FF0000">I am Snotty Cootiefanny, mother of Toilet Cootiefanny.</span> And who are you? [img]:princess:[/img] [/QUOTE]
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