What's your name?

[Suz]

We haven't done this in awhile and have lots of newbies since the last time. It's always good for a laugh. :smile:

(The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... )

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

<span style="color: #FF0000">I am Snotty Cootiefanny, mother of Toilet Cootiefanny.</span>

And who are you?

:princess:

 

[I'm going crazy!!!]

Loopy Bubbletush mother of Loopy Gizzardkisser wife of Chim-Chim Bubbletush

 

[Steely]

Uhhhh.............Lumpy Rhinotush?

Greaattt esteem builder!!! :laugh:
I am off to go eat - haha.

 

[Kathy813]

tulefel applesniffer, here. Ummm, what's a tulefel???

:rofl:

~Kathy

 

[meowbunny]

Pinky Gerbilpants, Jr. My mother is Pinky Gerbilpants, Sr. and my poor daughter is Pinky Gerbilpants III. At least my daughter likes pink. Wish I could say the same.

 

[Abbey]

hmmmm....I'm gidget waffle tushie. Go figure.

Abbey

 

[Suz]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

pig snorts...it's so nice to meet you all...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Star*]

Poopsie Bubble Biscuits - and they said I couldn't find a cuter name than Star.

 

[busywend]

Zippy Girdle Buns!

Do you think I need a girdle?

Maybe to hold my buns up??!!

 

[slsh]

OMG Suz.... I've never seen this before.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Snotty Bubblefanny, wife of Pinky Bubblefanny the third, mother of Pinky the fourth, my daughter Loopie, and (because I have simply no imagination) both of my younger sons are named Boobie.

I didn't follow the directions the first time around and thought I was actually married to Stinky Bubblefanny, which is just too too too hilarious to even describe.

My family thinks I'm certifiable now.... cannot stop laughing!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Lothlorien]

I'm Loopy Bubblehead, married to Stinky Bubblehead, mother to Zippy Bubblehead and Pinky Bubblehead.

 

[Nancy]

<span style="color: #FF0000"> Zippy Chicken Buns mother of Snotty Chicken Buns and aint that the truth</span>

 

[trinityroyal]

Poopsie Applehead, wife of Dorkey Applehead and mom to Loopy and Crusty Applehead.

:rofl:

 

[Star*]

Suz,

DONT say anything to Tina about having Cooties on yer fanny. She thinks she has 'em. I sent her some cootie spray.

 

[susiestar]

Snotty Girdlefanny.

husband is Zippy Girdlefanny

difficult child is Poopsie Girdlefanny

Jess is Snotty Girdlefanny the Second

thank you is Boobie Girdlefanny.

This is funny.

Thanks, I kneeded a laugh!!

Susie

 

[PonyGirl]

Hello there, my name is Tulefel Girdlegiggle....

ditto Kathy, what's a tulefel??

My sons are Loopy (easy child) and Snotty (difficult child) Girdlepants

Oh, I am so proud!!

Peace

 

[Big Bad Kitty]

Hi, my name is Snotty Bubblepants. This is my eldest daughter, Stinky Appleface, and my little one, Buttercup Bubblepants.


My movie star name is Eve Cicero.

Figure this name out by taking the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the first street name you lived on as your last name.

My daughters are Farrah Ivy and Maui Lies.

 

[witzend]

Loopy Cootiebrain.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Buttercup Applepants, at your service. My wife's name is Dinky Applepants. difficult child is Poopsie Cootienose, mother of another Poopsie Cootienose.

My movie star name: Brownie Citrus. wife's is Laddie Florence. difficult child's is Scooter* Apache, and easy child 1 is Scooter** Buddy Apache.

*Scooter the first
**Scooter the second; Buddy was co-first-pet until he disappeared

 

[Wiped Out]

I am Poopsie Cootietush!

My easy child is Crusty, difficult child is Chim Chim, and husband is Fluffy! This is a hoot!