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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 564477" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>ROFLM ANTLERS off............SO......I'm driving down the road yesterday right? And I'm trying to place a call to Janet to see how Billy is RIGHT? And as I'm driving down this country road, doing 34 mph......I look over and someone has hit a deer. Two thoughts go through my mind.....but I laughed into the phone and said "HEY JANET.....want me to pick you up a few legs?" and then I thought......"WHY am I never prepared for such "road side attrocities?".......I'm in the van with no really good surgical tools, and the deer is a fresh hit. I call home to DF and explain that I could come back, and get a saw.......so the dogs could have the legs and understand HE is a FARM BOY .......and nothing is wasted.....but there was just A B S O L U T E silence on the end of the phone......and I guess it probably would have been better if I had explained to him that JANET gives deer legs to HER pitbulls.....and well I forgot that part (silly me hahahah) and DF was like.....When you left here you were going to Publix to get some bones from the Butcher????? Is there something about the bank account you're not telling me or did you spend too much time in the bathroom reading my Field and Stream how to tan a hide in a bathtub issue? .........<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/Graemlins/11-24d.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rudolph:" title="Rudolph :rudolph:" data-shortname=":rudolph:" />Um.......WHAT? No......so I had to explain this......and then we decided that a woman, perched over a road kill deer with a buck knife or a saw hacking off it's legs on the side of a semi-traveled road would not be in the best interest of my image......so I just packed the thought away with so many thousands of others.......(and trust me this one is in a file of few and far between......I mean how often do you see a dead animal, on the side of the road and think OH WOW I'd love to have that?) </p><p></p><p>So anyway.....I did what any good Mom would do ......I came home and shared Froot loops with everyone. $2.34 a box at Walmart. (generic of course) .......</p><p></p><p>Makes me think of that book Janie sent me from New Zeland......(OH and by the way I got to talk to her on the phone and SHE IS JUST AS LOVELY OVER THE PHONE AS SHE IS ON THE BOARD) I love her!!!!!!!! She's the older sister between the two of us (snort) anyway that book Wonkey DOnkey------where the donkey has THREE legs? ROFL.....I still sing that song in the shower.....He was a winky wonky, honkey tonky, stinky winky donkey.........and he was GOooooood looking. MMMMM. Did you know they can't get hot chocolate in New Zeland? OH and her son is a bonafide Fire Fighter now!!!!!!!!! So proud of him!!!!!! </p><p>Her accent is the most lovely thing I've ever heard. It's like Harry Potter Extreme. She was talking about the making of the Hobbit too.....I can't wait to see that. And her......sigh! SOmeday.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 564477, member: 4964"] ROFLM ANTLERS off............SO......I'm driving down the road yesterday right? And I'm trying to place a call to Janet to see how Billy is RIGHT? And as I'm driving down this country road, doing 34 mph......I look over and someone has hit a deer. Two thoughts go through my mind.....but I laughed into the phone and said "HEY JANET.....want me to pick you up a few legs?" and then I thought......"WHY am I never prepared for such "road side attrocities?".......I'm in the van with no really good surgical tools, and the deer is a fresh hit. I call home to DF and explain that I could come back, and get a saw.......so the dogs could have the legs and understand HE is a FARM BOY .......and nothing is wasted.....but there was just A B S O L U T E silence on the end of the phone......and I guess it probably would have been better if I had explained to him that JANET gives deer legs to HER pitbulls.....and well I forgot that part (silly me hahahah) and DF was like.....When you left here you were going to Publix to get some bones from the Butcher????? Is there something about the bank account you're not telling me or did you spend too much time in the bathroom reading my Field and Stream how to tan a hide in a bathtub issue? .........:rudolph:Um.......WHAT? No......so I had to explain this......and then we decided that a woman, perched over a road kill deer with a buck knife or a saw hacking off it's legs on the side of a semi-traveled road would not be in the best interest of my image......so I just packed the thought away with so many thousands of others.......(and trust me this one is in a file of few and far between......I mean how often do you see a dead animal, on the side of the road and think OH WOW I'd love to have that?) So anyway.....I did what any good Mom would do ......I came home and shared Froot loops with everyone. $2.34 a box at Walmart. (generic of course) ....... Makes me think of that book Janie sent me from New Zeland......(OH and by the way I got to talk to her on the phone and SHE IS JUST AS LOVELY OVER THE PHONE AS SHE IS ON THE BOARD) I love her!!!!!!!! She's the older sister between the two of us (snort) anyway that book Wonkey DOnkey------where the donkey has THREE legs? ROFL.....I still sing that song in the shower.....He was a winky wonky, honkey tonky, stinky winky donkey.........and he was GOooooood looking. MMMMM. Did you know they can't get hot chocolate in New Zeland? OH and her son is a bonafide Fire Fighter now!!!!!!!!! So proud of him!!!!!! Her accent is the most lovely thing I've ever heard. It's like Harry Potter Extreme. She was talking about the making of the Hobbit too.....I can't wait to see that. And her......sigh! SOmeday. [/QUOTE]
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