Why DF won't get me a donkey

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Apr 22, 2009.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911


    He likes reading the paper alone....:tongue:
  2. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Ohhh...he's so cute!! Who wouldn't want that muzzle next to you while you're reading the paper?

  3. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    YEAH! that's what I thought - so I just snuck him in the backdoor. lol -

    That'll fly - just like the night he brought home the baby pot bellied pig who was cold and shivering. I wrapped him in a towel and put him under the covers on my lap - in my bed. THAT went over BIG. er....I mean THAT went over PIG.

    RIP William G. Davidson aka, Sweet Willie; aka Willie the wine-o.
  4. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    I think you're going to have a bit of a problem 'hiding' a donkey. They are a tad large and make a yeehaw sound every minute or so. Maybe you can pass the sounds off as your husband passing gas (STOP EATING FRIED FOOD!), but not sure about the donkey under the covers. Hon...I've gained a bit a weight lately...:tongue:...just leave me alone.

    (Star is secretly spooning the donkey and petting it's head.)

  5. Jena

    Jena New Member

    you are so funny. I saw your thread and thought oh no what is she doing now?? LOL i agree with-abbey hiding it may be a bit hard!! :)
  6. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Yeah, but just think what a great help it would be on the crossword...

    (What's a three letter word for a backseat browser? Or was that grass grazer?)
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    They have such things?

    I could FINALLY have my SCRABBLE PARTNER.....

    WOnder how he'd do at Boggle?
  8. rejectedmom

    rejectedmom New Member

    LOL Photoshop?
  9. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    Cuddling with Ju-Ju Bee, HEE-AW-YAW, "Oh DF that was just the Burrito I smuggled into the bed, Excuse me, Tee-Hee."

    (K named the Burro)
  10. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    Star* K just read your quote and said "Well life would be boring then, you have to fail at some thing"

    She had read it and I asked her what it meant.
    She also knew whose Avatar it was right away and started giggling...
  11. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    The rodeo starts tomorrow, the parade is on Saturday. I'm sure you could find a donkey here. Tell DF it's a souvenir from California. And don't let it read the paper with him.