Why DF won't get me a donkey

[Star*]

He likes reading the paper alone....

 

[Abbey]

Ohhh...he's so cute!! Who wouldn't want that muzzle next to you while you're reading the paper?

Abbey

 

[Star*]

YEAH! that's what I thought - so I just snuck him in the backdoor. lol -

That'll fly - just like the night he brought home the baby pot bellied pig who was cold and shivering. I wrapped him in a towel and put him under the covers on my lap - in my bed. THAT went over BIG. er....I mean THAT went over PIG.

RIP William G. Davidson aka, Sweet Willie; aka Willie the wine-o.

 

[Abbey]

I think you're going to have a bit of a problem 'hiding' a donkey. They are a tad large and make a yeehaw sound every minute or so. Maybe you can pass the sounds off as your husband passing gas (STOP EATING FRIED FOOD!), but not sure about the donkey under the covers. Hon...I've gained a bit a weight lately......just leave me alone.

(Star is secretly spooning the donkey and petting it's head.)

Abbey

 

[Jena]

you are so funny. I saw your thread and thought oh no what is she doing now?? LOL i agree with-abbey hiding it may be a bit hard!!

 

[gcvmom]

He likes reading the paper alone....

Yeah, but just think what a great help it would be on the crossword...

(What's a three letter word for a backseat browser? Or was that grass grazer?)

 

[Star*]

They have such things?

I could FINALLY have my SCRABBLE PARTNER.....

WOnder how he'd do at Boggle?

 

[rejectedmom]

LOL Photoshop?

 

[totoro]

Cuddling with Ju-Ju Bee, HEE-AW-YAW, "Oh DF that was just the Burrito I smuggled into the bed, Excuse me, Tee-Hee."

(K named the Burro)

 

[totoro]

Star* K just read your quote and said "Well life would be boring then, you have to fail at some thing"

She had read it and I asked her what it meant.
She also knew whose Avatar it was right away and started giggling...

 

[KTMom91]

The rodeo starts tomorrow, the parade is on Saturday. I'm sure you could find a donkey here. Tell DF it's a souvenir from California. And don't let it read the paper with him.