Don we now our gay apparel, fa-la-la, fa-la-la, la la la That line has acquired new meaning since the 70s. Anyway, for Christmas I traditionally wear my snowman tie and red Santa suspenders. Last year, though, I abandoned tradition in favor of a T-shirt that says: "The Four Stages of Life: 1. You believe in Santa. 2. You believe Santa is fake. 3. You look like Santa. 4. You are Santa." I am in stage 4. This year wife got the perfect T-shirt for difficult child: "Santa - I can explain."