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call 911........call 911
Now before you go letting your imaginations wander - I'll clarify - I borrowed without permission. (love the difficult child logic ability here).
I couldn't help myself. They were warned. My Mother even warned them. My sister and my niece. They were warned. However....I still managed to snatch 2 donkeys from their mangers under their trees. Yup. I took them in a baggie through the airport security, and even found another one that....well I bought him......but I stole the other 2.
They were warned to watch their "three letter word for donkey" es. That I have a habit of just picking them up and taking them back to the Dragon "three letter word for donkey" ranch. And yes - the TSA did give me quite a look when she pulled out a baggie with 3 ceramic donkeys in my purse.
Originally I was going to leave them at my Moms - but Mom said not to involve her in my "three letter word for donkey" swiping scheme. So I took 'em home.
I will be sending ransom notes out at the first of the year - Going to write
Dear family
I got yer "three letter word for donkey" es. Too late to look in the manger they are with me. You were warned and didn't check when I left. Didn't swipe the baby Jesus because I have him in my heart all year round. Didn't take the wise men - well because who needs more men in their life that claim to be wise? Already have a Mother and Father so the virgin and carpenter were out. Camels spit and sheep are stupid. I took yer donkey.
Will write more about the ransom when I'm able. For now they live with me.
Couldn't get the ones out of the display at the mall so they are still there. lol (oh no you did not) - Well I just pushed to see if they were glued down. lol
And saw the musical with the rockets at the playhouse square in Cleveland - and THEY HAD A LIVE DONKEY - and yes EVERY ONE in the audience heard me shriek......OMGosh A DONKEY!.....My Mom was so proud. lol
Hugs
I couldn't help myself. They were warned. My Mother even warned them. My sister and my niece. They were warned. However....I still managed to snatch 2 donkeys from their mangers under their trees. Yup. I took them in a baggie through the airport security, and even found another one that....well I bought him......but I stole the other 2.
They were warned to watch their "three letter word for donkey" es. That I have a habit of just picking them up and taking them back to the Dragon "three letter word for donkey" ranch. And yes - the TSA did give me quite a look when she pulled out a baggie with 3 ceramic donkeys in my purse.
Originally I was going to leave them at my Moms - but Mom said not to involve her in my "three letter word for donkey" swiping scheme. So I took 'em home.
I will be sending ransom notes out at the first of the year - Going to write
Dear family
I got yer "three letter word for donkey" es. Too late to look in the manger they are with me. You were warned and didn't check when I left. Didn't swipe the baby Jesus because I have him in my heart all year round. Didn't take the wise men - well because who needs more men in their life that claim to be wise? Already have a Mother and Father so the virgin and carpenter were out. Camels spit and sheep are stupid. I took yer donkey.
Will write more about the ransom when I'm able. For now they live with me.
Couldn't get the ones out of the display at the mall so they are still there. lol (oh no you did not) - Well I just pushed to see if they were glued down. lol
And saw the musical with the rockets at the playhouse square in Cleveland - and THEY HAD A LIVE DONKEY - and yes EVERY ONE in the audience heard me shriek......OMGosh A DONKEY!.....My Mom was so proud. lol
Hugs