The Perfect Job

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Andy, Mar 10, 2009.

  1. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    My mom sent me this via e-mail:


    Subject: Perfect Job







    1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
    3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

    4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

    5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

    6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... Couldn't cut the mustard.

    7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

    8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.


    9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

    10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

    11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

    12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    13.After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian- until I realized there was no future in it.

    14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was always the same old grind.


    15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!





     
  2. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

    Very cute - I am going to pass that one along.
     
  3. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    That was cute.
     
  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    When they posted a job - I took one at the local fence company. After many pickets I shot out of the gate.

    ( okay at least I TRIED)

    Thanks - this was excellent.
     
  5. bran155

    bran155 Guest

    How cute! I love it. Star, yours ain't half bad either! :)
     
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