The things that he comes up with - UGH. Yesterday I found out both kids are doing well in school, etc, and they have been behaving at home (stupid me for saying that out loud). I posted on facebook that I was proud of my kids and tagged them in the post since they are both on FB. The next thing I know, difficult child has posted a nasty comment below it that I was invading his privacy. Okay. So I went into his bedroom to see what was up because he normally loves the attention and he is on the phone with the police telling them I invaded his privacy by posting his name to FB Of course the police did nothing and I apologized profusely for the call. Thankfully he did not call 911, he looked up their local number. I took away his cell phone for the evening. Both kids were supposed to do laundry yesterday and I asked difficult child to help easy child carry the baskets down to the laundry room since she cannot carry both baskets herself. easy child usually does all of the kids laundry. difficult child did carry the baskets down but when he came back up he started researching child services. He said he was going to turn me into child services since I made him lose his free time. :difficult child: Next, he asked me if he could go live at a hospital (he named the local one) because they have TV's and phones available. OMG- he wore me out yesterday. I emailed his teacher to let her know what happened in the event he wanted to call child services from school. He told me he was going to get me out of the house because I asked him to do chores.