Forget the spork...

Suz

(the future) MRS. GERE
Yeah, the knork is pretty cool.

I have to admit that I'm partial to the splayd. It seems to be the best of all possible combinations.



Suz
 

witzend

Well-Known Member
The Spife ain't bad, either. Just be careful giving it to the kids with their breakfast cereal when they're in a mood.
 
N

Nomad

Guest
I just want to know why you were at a website called "Eat me daily?"

LOL!

I too like knork...but the spork will forever be my favorite!
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
Okay Witz - the utensil thing? Just brilliant. I agree with Suz I think I could use that for everything but cereal. ;)

NOMAD!!!!OMG ROFLMAO. :tongue:
 

witzend

Well-Known Member
Actually, I was at a different site that had this included in all sorts of Venn diagrams, but an awful lot of them were pretty political or religious, (and quite funny) so I had to go to the source of the diagram to share it with you lest someone get offended by something else on the page.

I figured - a page totally dedicated to junk food and how to eat it. There's no way you guys would be offended!
 
N

Nomad

Guest
Yep...I know I really like food (which totally explains why I am constantly either trying to go on a diet, am on a diet, or have just been on a diet).
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
Weight loss by proxy? No thanks.......:sick:

now if you said try to eat soup with knife......;)
 
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Nomad

Guest
Saw the other day you can get a patch sewn to your tongue.
It is toooo painful to eat.
Folks lose a lot of weight doing this....
Take the patch off in a month.

Recently, difficult child freaked me out soooo bad, I stopped eating for a few days.
2 pounds....2 days.

It's kinda like the flu.
 
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