Abbey
Spork Queen
I've already hidden all the sharp objects in this house, so the only thing left are the sporks. I'm going to hurt roomie Dave.
It's 2am and he is literally being a carpenter in his room. He's putting up shelving and constructing a bed that you would think is a shrine. Now, why he would need this shrine bed is beyond me because he can't even say hello when you greet him. "Hey Dave, how are you?" Silence. Ok, then.
Music blaring, TV blaring, pounding after pounding....I'm going to go look for a spork. I don't know if I'll stab me or him.
IT IS A RENTAL!!!
Abbey
It's 2am and he is literally being a carpenter in his room. He's putting up shelving and constructing a bed that you would think is a shrine. Now, why he would need this shrine bed is beyond me because he can't even say hello when you greet him. "Hey Dave, how are you?" Silence. Ok, then.
Music blaring, TV blaring, pounding after pounding....I'm going to go look for a spork. I don't know if I'll stab me or him.
IT IS A RENTAL!!!
Abbey